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If were a scientologist I would...
Kill myself
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Be the happiest person in the world because "I know."
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 9:32 pm    Post subject: Scientology Reply with quote

mms://kroq.wmod.llnwd.net/a168/o1/kbaudio/mike_scientologist.asf

Apparently, scientologists (p.s. Firefox says that word doesn't exist and i agree) can't think for themselves, they are even told that they have to confront people that openly oppose the "religion" and are scripted what to say. I love psycho mike now.

Even better clip this morning on kevin and bean they talked about a clip, that is being taken off the internet almost as soon as it gets posted, Tom Cruise (actually Tom Cruise not their version) being interview about scientology (also doesn't exist). I will post the link to the Kevin and Bean thing as soon as I can.

Now ever is to rant about there love of scientology...and by love i mean despising, hating, loathing, or detesting.
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 12:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Personally, I like the Flying Spaghetti Monster better than Scientology; it seems to make more sense.
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 12:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

madcatmonkey wrote:
Personally, I like the Flying Spaghetti Monster better than Scientology; it seems to make more sense.


<3 <3 <3


My old roomie had me and another roomie convinced he was a scientoligist. Motherfucker has that dead face where you can't tell if he's serious or not. He's researched the religion so he could spit out facts.... it was fucked up.

2 weeks later he cracked a smile and we knew he owned us.
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 12:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

If I were a scientologist I wouldn't be able to kill myself due that it is a sin hehe, but since the offer is here I would do it.

Madcat: ramen!
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 7:52 am    Post subject: Re: Scientology Reply with quote

jynexia wrote:
I love psycho mike now.


Here you go then.




(left to right: Psycho Mike, Dave the King of Mexico, Super Steve)



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PostPosted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 5:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Love him in a not wanting to have sex with him sort of way. Though he isn't ugly, I just prefer my guys more nerdy and less muscley.
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 5:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

double post FTL
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 5:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

double post FTL
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 5:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Because I know. And YOU should know.

And if you DON'T know...




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... well... you should learn it.
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 7:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

No, no, no. It's "If you DON'T know, you betta aks somebody."
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 7:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Oh you didn't know? Your ass better call somebody!"

Never liked that line, or his theme (assuming at least one person will know).


Tangent:

Favorite themes

Hulk Hogan's "Real American" (not Hollywood Hogan's theme)

Shawn Michael's theme


That doesn't mean I didn't like any other wrestler. In fact, there's many wrestlers I favor over Shawn Michaels. I just haven't heard many themes that I liked more (and if I did, they're not memorable enough to me to recall at the moment).
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 7:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Road Dogg was awesome, fuck-o.
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 7:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yes, he was. awesome His theme sucked, though. I stand by that, jack-ass.
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 7:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I liked Hogan's theme so much I used it for a wrestler I made for the old Wrestlemania game on the N64. He was called Magnum Force American Ninja.
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 7:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Same, except for the Magnum Force American Ninja name.
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