The "Ask Mike Shit" thread

Mike · Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 12:29 am Post subject: The "Ask Mike Shit" thread

Bring it on! Ask whatever and I'll respond the best I can. /bored
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madcatmonkey · =^-^= Joined: 19 Nov 2007 Posts: 381

What's your shoe size? Do you have a middle name? What's your favorite game? How the heck did you come up with "Muffin Man" for your tag? O_o How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? What exactly do you DO at work since you always seem to be bored? How many roads must a man walk down, before you can call him a man? Where's Waldo? Where's the beef? Do these pants make me look fat? What's your favorite sitcom?

... yeah, that's all I can think of so far.

Mike · Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 12:42 am Post subject:

Dave · Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 12:44 am Post subject:

A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood. - Wilson W. Wilson Jr., Home Improvement.
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madcatmonkey · =^-^= Joined: 19 Nov 2007 Posts: 381

Hehe I wanted to give you enough questions that you wouldn't be bored for a while.

And yes, I TOTALLY knew you were going to say the beef was 'in your pants'. I SO called that one.

The Carmen Sandiego thing? That was awesome. LOL!

So what are your middle names? Very Happy

jynexia · Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 5:12 pm Post subject:

What would you like for dinner tonight? Or are you busy? whichever.
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Mike · Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 5:19 pm Post subject:

Karazorel · Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 7:41 pm Post subject:

Who will win the Presidency? What are this upcoming Saturdays winning California lotto numbers? What are M&Ms made out of? Who invented the Frappuccino?
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Mike · Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 7:45 pm Post subject:

yino · Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 8:34 pm Post subject:

My turn to keep mike entertained
How many people have you killed? how long have you been working with dave? how many times have you slapped dave? When was the last time you had real food for eating? When is your birthday?
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Mike · Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 8:38 pm Post subject:

yino · Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 8:48 pm Post subject:

Four minutes in answer all the questions, fast as always, ok second round

How many hours do you really work a day? How many hours does dave really work a day? Where do you live? How is your boss? How is dave as supervisor? do yu really expect me to remember your birthday??
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Mike · Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 8:50 pm Post subject:

yino · Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 8:55 pm Post subject:

two minutes, damn you are fast
don't give me that fake cry, remember you can't cry.
Anyway don't worry ,I've added your birthday in my calendar (now I just need to remember to look at it)
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madcatmonkey · =^-^= Joined: 19 Nov 2007 Posts: 381

So wait, what's the actual calendar date of your b-day?

(yeah, I could just not be lazy and figure it out, but I'm a little groggy and it's easier to just ask. Plus, it's another question!)