Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 9:31 pm Post subject: Who am I?
I am the terror that flaps in the night!
I am the cat that lays kittens in your bed!
I am the switch that derails your train!
I am the spinach that sticks to your teeth!
I am the jailer who throws away the key!
I am the surprise in your cereal box.
I am the winged scourge that pecks at your nightmares!
I am the lollipop that sticks in your hair!
I am the rhinestone on the jumpsuit of justice!
I am the thing that goes bump in the night!
I am the neuroses that requires a $500-an-hour shrink!
I am the weirdo who sits next to you on the bus!
I am the batteries that are not included!
I am the headache in the criminal mind!
I am the raspberry seed you can't floss out!
I am the fingernail that scrapes the blackboard of your soul!
I am the onion that stings in your eye!
I am the special news bulletin that interrupts your favorite show!
I am the hairball that clogs your drains!
I am the low ratings that cancel your program!
I am the auditor that wants to look at your books!
I am the slug that slimes your Begonias!
I am the bubble gum that sticks in your hair!
I am the itch you cannot reach!
I am the smoke that smokes Smoked Oysters!
I am the ten dollar service charge on all returned checks!
I am the fingernail that scrapes across the blackboard of injustice!
I am the peanut butter that sticks to the roof of your mouth!
I am the cholesterol that clogs your arteries!
I am the wrong number that wakes you at 3am!
I am the fast food that comes back to haunt you!
I am the bug that splatters on your windshield!
I am the single career man all women want to date!
I am the check writer in the 'Cash Only' line!
I am the blister that pops in your shoe!
I am the secret center of a cherry candy-pop!
I am the electrician who short-circuits the power lines of crime!
I AM ................ !!! _________________ It's not easy being me but I make it look damn good.
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