The "Ask Mike Shit" thread

Mike · Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 7:41 pm Post subject:

You should incite the revolution and bring beer pong!

I'll play random games like Kings Cup, Asshole, and all that.

Flip-cup is another favorite if there's a good crowd of people and a big table.

Most importantly... Shaft. It's a game my buddies made up at school. It's an evil dice game.... EVIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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yino · Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 7:43 pm Post subject:

If you say something is evil it has to be waaaaay evil so
how do you play those games, shaft particularly?
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Mike · Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 7:46 pm Post subject:

I don't have the rules for shaft handy. They're intuitive... but unless I'm sauced I can't remember it.

Asshole is like playing Pa soy (spelling?) where there's rules for when to drink.

Kings cup is a game that gives every card in a deck a thing. You spread 'em all out and pick them 1 by 1. It can get pretty gnarly, fun though.

And yeah... few things in this world are EVIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLL... One of them posts on this forum... and the name almost rhymes with.

Para-tor-el
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Karazorel · Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 7:53 pm Post subject:

Same my name 3 times in a candle lit room with a mirror and I come through the mirror wielding a butcher knife. True Story.
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Mike · Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 7:55 pm Post subject:

Don't tempt me!
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Mike · Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 5:55 pm Post subject:

Dave · Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 6:11 pm Post subject:

Have you tried saying Kara's name three times into a mirror while in a candle-lit room?

Why DID you stay out Sunday night 'till 3am knowing you had work on Monday?

Have any women feel victim to your Rambo-induced hard-on, or have they all run for safety on word of your arrival?

Joe Rogan. Yay or Nay?

Chris Rock. Yay or Nay?

Robin Williams. Yay or Nay?

I women were wine, what beer would you be?

Survival test: pretty girl you like ambushes you with "Does this make me look fat?" what do you do?

Drinking out the night before and no sleep. You have to go to work. Power through it, drink something for it, or take it out with pain killers?

Ass, boobs, or leg man? "None of the above" is not an option. "all of the above" is.

Beer time. Blonde, red-head, or brunette?

Has a girl ever out-drunk you, or at least keep pace with you?

Anything you wish to end these questions with, A statement for the readers as it where?
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Mike · Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 6:22 pm Post subject:

Dave · Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 6:52 pm Post subject:

Either you misunderstood my question or I totally had you pegged incorrectly. I'm guessing you understood and I had you pegged wrong.

"Beer time. Blonde, Red-head, or Brunette".

You said, "Blonde".

So you like the pale ales in general best? Could have sworn you to go for the duskier reddish-brown drinks.
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yino · Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 7:00 pm Post subject:

What can you say about your car??
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Mike · Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 7:08 pm Post subject:

I like my light/white beers the most. I just like my dusky reds and porters from time to time. So yeah... <3 both, but the blondies do me more often.

Oh yeah, and my car ROCKS. It's kinda beaten up (I inherited it from my dad) but it's awesome. And Pantera gets REALLY loud in there.
mmmmmm
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jynexia · Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 8:24 pm Post subject: