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Steve Mastermind

Joined: 26 Dec 2006 Posts: 388 Location: Los Angeles, CA
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Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 7:12 pm Post subject: speaking of people who need to die... |
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http://www.theonion.com/content/video/child_bankrupts_make_a_wish_0
at first i appreciated the cleverness of the whole idea. as you start to think of what the kid's actually doing, it's sickening.
this young man has unlimited wishes which through a bureaucratic loophole in The Make A Wish Foundation's policies. by the time the foundation realized it was going to be a problem, the kid WISHED away their legal team. Wow... _________________ Steve
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Mike Bad Friend Mike

Joined: 22 Feb 2007 Posts: 1187 Location: On the edge!
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Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 7:32 pm Post subject: |
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I hate you Steve, lol _________________
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yino Squishian Prime

Joined: 29 Nov 2007 Posts: 452 Location: Somewhere in Chile
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Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 8:23 pm Post subject: |
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Well, what he kid did was pretty smart for his age, evil but smart anyway.
question: the kid is going to die anyway right?? _________________ "just imagine a good signature, and then put it here" |
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Mike Bad Friend Mike

Joined: 22 Feb 2007 Posts: 1187 Location: On the edge!
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Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 8:31 pm Post subject: |
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He'll die a winner! _________________
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Sadsiren Full Timer
Joined: 04 Mar 2007 Posts: 59 Location: New York
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Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 12:21 am Post subject: |
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| I wonder if any kids would actually try that in real life. If they seriously could get away with it, that would be hilarious. |
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Mike Bad Friend Mike

Joined: 22 Feb 2007 Posts: 1187 Location: On the edge!
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Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 12:27 am Post subject: |
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"Know what you get now little Timmy? You get jack shit... thanks for playing. Good luck with your Lymphoma, ya greedy fuck" _________________
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madcatmonkey =^-^=

Joined: 19 Nov 2007 Posts: 381
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Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 12:31 am Post subject: |
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@Sadsiren: I think this IS happening in real life. The kid's getting away with it. Unless the story turns out to be fabricated.
@yino: yes, the kid is dying; that's what the Make-a-Wish foundation is for, terminally ill kids who are dying of whatever they have, getting a 'wish' before they die. |
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Dave Draw'er

Joined: 26 Dec 2006 Posts: 2398 Location: Behind a desk.
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Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 12:32 am Post subject: |
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The clip's from The Onion, Fake News Entertainment. _________________ "Addiction can neither be created nor destroyed, it can only be changed."
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yino Squishian Prime

Joined: 29 Nov 2007 Posts: 452 Location: Somewhere in Chile
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Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 12:33 am Post subject: |
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Ah so is fake
so the kid is not dying
thanks anyway madcat _________________ "just imagine a good signature, and then put it here" |
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Dave Draw'er

Joined: 26 Dec 2006 Posts: 2398 Location: Behind a desk.
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Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 12:40 am Post subject: |
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The Make A Wish Foundation is an actual outfit that does go around trying to grant kids their dying wish.
The Onion makes up news for fun.
What's great is when a "legitimate news" or organization finds something in The Onion that makes them mad and then use that to further their own agendas. Great way to lose legitimacy. _________________ "Addiction can neither be created nor destroyed, it can only be changed."
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Sadsiren Full Timer
Joined: 04 Mar 2007 Posts: 59 Location: New York
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Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 1:03 am Post subject: |
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| madcatmonkey wrote: | | @Sadsiren: I think this IS happening in real life. The kid's getting away with it. Unless the story turns out to be fabricated. |
As Dave said, The Onion is a fake news organization, they do spoof articles and now apparently spoof newscasts. >.> |
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madcatmonkey =^-^=

Joined: 19 Nov 2007 Posts: 381
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Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 2:23 am Post subject: |
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Ah ha, okay! So it is fake and I was fooled! O_O
I knew there was something funny/strange about the Onion, but I couldn't remember if it was made up news, or just weird news. |
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Mike Bad Friend Mike

Joined: 22 Feb 2007 Posts: 1187 Location: On the edge!
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Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 5:33 pm Post subject: |
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Madcatmonkey...
Not a winner. _________________
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madcatmonkey =^-^=

Joined: 19 Nov 2007 Posts: 381
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Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 12:40 am Post subject: |
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Oh, shut up. *grabs her Bat Of Doom and waves it menacingly* |
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Steve Mastermind

Joined: 26 Dec 2006 Posts: 388 Location: Los Angeles, CA
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Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 2:35 pm Post subject: |
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zomg!!1 why is everyone jocking my bat! i blame you dave... _________________ Steve
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