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Mike
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I got an idea! quick!
Ask them if they're okay, and if something is wrong, and what's wrong, and what's going on. Ask them what they're doing tonight and tomorrow. Say you LOVE The Notebook.
GET AS CLINGY AND NICE AS POSSIBLE! It's like repellent!
And convince somebody else to be a prick so they all go for the bait!
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Dave
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It's funny, 'cause it's true.
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trebuchet
Intellectual Siege Engine
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| Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 9:49 pm Post subject: |
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| Mike wrote: | | If by right you mean wrong but only right because the whole "Lesser sex" thing makes you irrational and not logical. |
LOL
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trebuchet
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| jynexia wrote: | | Paul better not come over until i forget this because it is my duty as a woman of this world to kick your ass for that. (Hilarious as it was). |
Somehow, deep down, I knew you'd enjoy that.
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Karazorel
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| Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 10:10 pm Post subject: |
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*gasp* Revelation: I now see why every single one of you is single.
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trebuchet
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Oh no. You didn't just pull the "single" card.
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Mike
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Yeah, it's hard finding a girl with a sense of humor. 
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Dave
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| Karazorel wrote: | | *gasp* Revelation: I now see why every single one of you is single. |
That was a freebie. Next time, I won't be so kind.
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Karazorel
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| Mike wrote: | | Yeah, it's hard finding a girl with a sense of humor, who doesn't mind being abused, constantly ridiculed, called a lesser being, and doesn't mind being looked down upon. |
Fixt.
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trebuchet
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What did you expect when you ladies make it so easy. (Dayum! Did he just say that?)
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Mike
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| Karazorel wrote: | | Mike wrote: | | Yeah, it's hard finding a girl with a sense of humor, who doesn't mind being abused, constantly ridiculed, called a lesser being, and doesn't mind being looked down upon. |
Fixt. |
I don't abuse girls.
I don't ridicule them (in a mean way)
I don't think they're lesser beings
I don't look down upon them.
All that stuff is said in jest, because people know god damn well I'm not serious. It's not like I don't rip on myself a fair bit.
I speak for Squishy when I say that none of us are chauvinistic.
I'll remember to get mad at my friend when she says "I'm a girl! So I'm right!" Since that degrades my masculinity. Even if she's not serious.
So for a final fix't
It's hard to find a girl with a sense of humor that can distinguish serious from not... but it's really not that tough... because everybody knows I'm full of shit and I talk out of my ass.
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trebuchet
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 Great way to emasculate yourself. I call you Dave for today. What's wrong with you? 
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Mike
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| Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 10:37 pm Post subject: |
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Yeah except for the fact that I could give 2 shits.
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jynexia
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Yea I can't say that they actually mean what they say.
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Steve
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i think i only don't like girls 5 days out of the month. but i still love making fun of them
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