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Karazorel
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So my roommate and I head out to dinner and then decide to go see a movie someone recommended us to see. The Orphanage. We aim for the 11pm showing because well its Saturday night, the recommendation said this movie is so scary it'll make you pee, and we figured the best time for such a movie is super late. The following are events that took place after we got to the theater:
Me: "2 tickets for The Orphanage please"
Ticket seller: "Sorry sold out."
Me: "What? It's been out for like a month now and this is the last showing of the night. Who the hell goes to see it now?"
Ticket Seller: "Umm you? Sorry we sold out."
Roommate: "Well lets see something else. What haven't we seen?"
Me: "Pretty much everything up there we've seen. Lets go home"
Roommate to Ticket seller: "Two for Rambo."
Me: "WHAT!!! NOOO!! HOME!! Rockband, WoW, Bed sleep death ANYTHING!"
Roommate: "Remember when you made me see DoA. We're even."
Me: "...."
Roommate: "It's either this or Meet the Spartans"
Me: "........"
Ok a few notes.
1) Apparently it was showing on their smallest theater which barely could house a kindergarden class.
2) I wanted to see DoA because I liked the volleyball games and the fighting game. They were fun and I liked the characters. The movie was.... Not bad.. But by no means good.
3) Rambo... The entire movie was in the preview. From start to finish.
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trebuchet
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ROFLMAO! Yino, you are Teh Awesome. I cannot deny your power, it is great. 
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Dave
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You're a woman. I expected as much.
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trebuchet
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Ahhhh...perimeter of wisdom.
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Karazorel
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Why is this the only thing I see today?
As far as action movies go... it wasn't very actiony. It seemed short, at the end of the movie I asked out loud "Thats it?". Granted Sly wasn't as horrible in this as he was in Rocky Baloboa but every scene where he talked I couldn't help but laugh. You could turn the movie into a drinking game. Drink every time someone says the word change. Every argument with Rambo ended with "Go home or lets go." Best thing about the movie was that the God guy killed someone. And why did they have to go and kill Harold? Now Kumars gonna be lonely.
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Mike
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| Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 10:53 pm Post subject: |
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I like the SAS guy
YA WANNA HAVE A GO AT ME? COME ON YA CUNTS!
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Karazorel
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Oh wait never mind. I forgot Superman killed Kumar so he can't miss Harold. That would explain why Herold had such a scruffy beard he was depressed. But then Kumar came back to be a funny doctor on House. I'm so confused.
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Mike
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And he was so cheeky on House!
How can we test her kidneys without leaving any marks.....
"We can get her wasted!"
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