What's your chinese sign thingie.

[Mike]

Bored, so here. http://tarot.com/astrology/chinese/

I'm a Disquiet Dog.


The DOG … THE DISQUIET DOG
The Dog has a great feeling for justice and follows the rules of fair play. This deep moral sense also makes the Dog honest and loyal. Dogs are very intuitive but can tend toward pessimism -- and even see dangers where there aren't any. Anxious and short-tempered at times, they can also be magnetic leaders, enchanting and very generous. But don't question a Dog's belief in his or her destiny. And never, ever attack a Dog's children or home. If you do, watch all that usual doggie diplomacy disappear -- and run fast … or you'll be in for quite a scuffle.
Dogs are as loyal as they come and very giving to others as long as they don’t go against what the Dog believes is right. If they do, watch the Dog’s teeth come out! Lucky is the person who is loved by a Dog, because he or she will likely be loved forever. The Dog’s loyalty goes so deep it will endure lies and transgressions, no matter how much they make him or her growl.
Dogs have the ability to save themselves in almost any situation by applying their natural, practical smarts. They will accept leadership from a true leader as long as it makes sense to their belief system. Dogs are not always leaders themselves but will be close to leaders, who can count on the Dog to save the day. Dogs are great organizers -- they have a knack for controlling chaos with their logical approach and commitment to order and fair play.
The Dog’s devotion to others is admirable, but don’t overlook the Dog’s need for solitude and reflection on his or her own life.
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[Mike]

Fun... here's my 2008 prediction: Ima go with a big "fuckin' a right" to the tough start shit. I wonder if it says that for everybody? prolly so.

A tough start gives way soon to a smooth end - that is how 2008 will play out for Dogs. Negative stars are a-plenty but that is not a cause for Dogs to lie low. There may be only a single auspicious star in the Dog Life Palace, but it is enough to keep 2008 from being a total annus horribilis. Patience, perseverance, and most importantly, the ability to see mistakes as an opportunity to learn a valuable lesson, will be the key mindset for Dogs in 2008.

Sports injuries or occupational injuries are a key risk for Dogs in 2008. You will also be prone to falling ill frequently. The presence of the Float and Sink Star indicates water-related danger so it is advisable to refrain from water-sports this year such as scuba diving or white-water rafting if possible. Personal relationships will be this year, with family and friends. Make it a point to communicate more openly with those around you, and avoid retreating into your own world.

In 2008, Dogs should focus on keeping a low profile and striving to maintain harmony in their relationships with those around them. Challenges will be many this year, but if you try to see the silver lining in each dark cloud, you will emerge a stronger and better person in 2009.
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[Dave]

Ook.

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The MONKEY … THE MERRY MONKEY
The Monkey never stops acting and reacting. He is clever and full of ideas and pranks, always entertaining his or her friends, of which he has many. Everything is competition, and the Monkey wants to be the fastest at everything. Ambitious and resourceful, Monkeys can sometimes be reckless and secretive about what they want to do. They prefer to rely only on their own resources and talents. The Monkey never stops being busy… even if it is only the mind that's at work.
This funny animal sign is loved by everyone for his humor, wittiness and inspired ideas. The only thing he lacks is the time to make everything he thinks about happen. Monkeys are curious about all aspects of life and will ask the questions everyone else takes for granted -- in fact, they are so driven that they will ask questions over and over until they are satisfied they have solved the mystery. Monkeys will show great respect to anyone who has the answers, but those who don't "know" may get overlooked by the inquisitive, discerning Monkey. They are very smart, so don't try to win an argument or prevail in a discussion with a Monkey -- they will have the final say either through their wisdom or because of their unstoppable humor. Monkeys need to work on being more humble, as they can become egocentric and arrogant due to the constant success they manifest in their lives.

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After reading all of this, I call shenanigans. It's all lies and falsehoods. When I was first told that my sign was the Monkey, I was told that monkeys are smart and easy going. I accepted that. I don't this description fits me at all.
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[Dave]

Great year ahead for me? Cool.

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The Life Palace of the Monkey is in combination with the Grand Duke in 2008, signaling not just a smooth year for Monkeys, but a great year. If you have been waiting for the right time to ramp things up to the next level in your career or business, or pursue a wild dream, this is the year to do it. Start something new, and reach for the stars in 2008, Monkey, because there will be lots of helpful hands along the way, and people who believe in you and your ideas. This is especially the case for Monkeys involved in creative or artistic fields, thanks to the presence of the Literary Arts star in the Monkey Life Palace.

On the downside, sports injuries and the risk of being mugged or robbed are high this year. It is important to be extra cautious with your safety, be it on the sports field, or when traveling or working. It could also be a toxic environment at work this year, with many detractors and people out to get you. But as long as you believe in yourself, and ignore these armchair critics, all will go well in 2008.
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[Steve]

The GOAT … THE GENTLE GOAT
The Goat is the most easygoing of all the signs … sensitive to other people's needs, kindhearted, flexible and social. Goats love life, and all forms of art will help them express their active energy and joie de vivre. When stressed, they can be moody and appear weak, but will stubbornly resist the opinions of others if they disagree. They are devoted to their loved ones, outgoing and quite outspoken about the world they live in.
Goats are both free-spirited and honest -- whatever they say about something or someone will not be far off the truth. They are well connected and loved because of their kind nature. It's common for their mothers to be their best friends. Goats are assertive but not dominant … and tend to complete what others leave undone. They make great coworkers and superior friends … as long as you allow them space to be creative.



that's right beeyotches! the GOAT!! 20 kicks to all your asses. except mike, he's exempt for the setup
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Squishy Ink
Tech Monkey
Still alive...

[Mike]

Mike with the assist!
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[Dave]

[yino]

The RAT … THE RELENTLESS RAT
Determined when he or she wants something, the Rat will work hard to get it. Rats are also very conscious and measured around money. But under their calm, charming veneer, aggression may be lurking. The Rat uses intellectual power for critical decision-making and is a mastermind when it comes to small details. Practical, but sometimes lacking vision and courage, the Rat can block his or her success because of greed and conservatism. Inner fear makes Rats unpredictable -- so don't let their charm fool you.
The Rat survives in ways no other signs does. He always finds a way to get out of trouble, as he applies his mind to every detail. Perfectionist as the Rat tends to be, it is hard to stay friends with a Rat for very long. Rats have great insights and are very telepathic, but in the end they may be lonely … because the Rat never completely trusts anyone. They create magic when they love you but become paranoid and suspicious when they stop trusting you.

My predictions

February 7, 2008 - January 25, 2009

Year of the Earth Rat
Rat

The year of the Rat should be a cautious one for Rats, who may find the year is a mixed bag for them. The year is most favorable for Career-related endeavors - the General Star and Tang Fu star that are present in the Rat's Life Palace indicate opportunities for career advancement such as a promotion, a pay rise or an increase in responsibilities. However, this will not fall into your lap - you will have to go all out to secure your own advancement.

There are three negative stars in the Rat's Life Palace this year, specifically the Sword Edge Star, the Fly Blade Star and the Hidden Door Star. These stars indicate personal injury and accidents - thus, it is wise to exercise extra precaution on the sports field, and also whilst traveling. If you work in a job with a high level of occupational hazard, such as handling sharp weapons or machinery, it is wise to be extra cautious.
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[madcatmonkey]

<--- also a Monkey. How appropriate.

(and yes, that's where the 'monkey' in my name comes from, though some of the monkey stuff doesn't seem to fit me, either.)

I like the sound of this part though:

If you have been waiting for the right time to ramp things up to the next level in your career or business, or pursue a wild dream, this is the year to do it. Start something new, and reach for the stars in 2008, Monkey, because there will be lots of helpful hands along the way, and people who believe in you and your ideas. This is especially the case for Monkeys involved in creative or artistic fields, thanks to the presence of the Literary Arts star in the Monkey Life Palace.

So maybe my artwork and webcomic will take off this year! Fingers are crossed!

[Mike]

Random note:

I didn't know yesterday was Chinese New Year.... at all.
Talk about random luck/coincidence!
My super power > Dan's
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[Heartbreakshow]

I laugh at this

The SNAKE … THE TANTALIZING SNAKE
The intelligent Snake calculates outcomes ahead of time. Snakes are born organizers and know well how to use their talents of discretion, discernment and intuition. Kind and considerate, they remain quiet in company. But under this silent demeanor can be a stubborn and suspicious person that doesn't like pain or failure. The Snake has the ability to see beyond appearances to something deeper. Using these talents, the Snake is capable of creating his own reality practically and gracefully.
Lovely and charming, Snakes will be at their best when you connect with them in the same way -- with grace and charm. But never attack them because they won't easily forget it … and may react one day when you least expect it. They can predict the future, as they are able to feel what is approaching more than any other sign. When they understand that a project will benefit them, they will pour all of their effort into it. Often the philosopher, the Snake can also be the biggest party animal when in high spirits. Surprising and romantic, they can erase all problems with their wisdom.

Edit: Everybody needs to know it's the year of the rat
Every day we've got to hold on
'cause if we hold on we could find some new energy
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IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!

[yino]

[Steve]

[quote="Heartbreakshow"]I laugh at this

The SNAKE … THE TANTALIZING SNAKE
The intelligent Snake calculates outcomes ahead of time. Snakes are born organizers and know well how to use their talents of discretion, discernment and intuition. Kind and considerate, they remain quiet in company. But under this silent demeanor can be a stubborn and suspicious person that doesn't like pain or failure. The Snake has the ability to see beyond appearances to something deeper. Using these talents, the Snake is capable of creating his own reality practically and gracefully.
Lovely and charming, Snakes will be at their best when you connect with them in the same way -- with grace and charm. But never attack them because they won't easily forget it … and may react one day when you least expect it. They can predict the future, as they are able to feel what is approaching more than any other sign. When they understand that a project will benefit them, they will pour all of their effort into it. Often the philosopher, the Snake can also be the biggest party animal when in high spirits. Surprising and romantic, they can erase all problems with their wisdom.

smells like heartbreak fo sho. so hawt right now
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Squishy Ink
Tech Monkey
Still alive...

[Heartbreakshow]