Jumper

[Karazorel]

What can be said about this movie? Well for one: It's better than a trip to the dentist. Two: Being beaten with a baseball bat is worse. Three: Special effects were nice.

Hayden's acting is once again atrocious. He's a horrible horrible actor and I hope Hollywood realizes this soon and just tosses him out of a moving vehicle in front of a bus. Yes, that would be nice.

Sam Mutha fuckin Jackson is cool. But not such a memorable role. He's just sorta there.

Anyway the "sidekick" character the Irish guy was a MUCH better main character and it would have been awesome if they made him the star. The ending was bleh, and of course left wide open for a part 2. Hell they practically said hey people in the audience thanks for spending your $10.50. Come back this same time next year and spend another $11. SUCKERS!!!

I wouldn't recommend going to see it in a theater Rent it if you want. But don't spend money. Just don't.
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