Bible Fight - I am SO going to hell.

Dave

Watch Moses duke it out with Noah.

See Mary bring it to Eve.

Watch the title bout between Satan and Jesus.

... I'm SO going to hell.

http://www.adultswim.com/games/biblefight/index.html

Parsifal · Posted: Thu May 10, 2007 10:20 pm Post subject:

I played this. I took Satan and proceeded to bring the pain down on various biblical figures. GOD (who was of course the final boss) is a Shang Tsung type character who changes to the other fighters. Which doesn't make too much sense since he's weakening himself in the process. The only fight I felt vaguely wrong was the one against Mary, and thats because she was holding the (scowling) Baby Jesus -TM- while I beat on her.
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Dave · Posted: Thu May 10, 2007 10:23 pm Post subject:

Moses just looks bad-ass.

And I think God fighting you is just a formality since, in essence, you're there because he deemed it so, or at least that's how I understand the whole "All Powerful, All Knowing" dealie.

ANYHOO, yeah, fun game to burn 15 minutes on. Smile

Parsifal · Posted: Thu May 10, 2007 10:33 pm Post subject:

And don't forget Noah, who looked like a tattoo any Navy SeAL would be proud to emblazon on thier chest.
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Chaosdwarf63 · Full Timer Joined: 18 Feb 2007 Posts: 72 Location: NY,NY

I love Bible Fight. Smacking people with the cross and a rain of fish are moves that should be in every fighting game.

Zeke · Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 6:37 pm Post subject:

I just remember Dave cheesing his way to victory when he was playing this one day. Cheers!
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Dave · Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 6:39 pm Post subject:

Zeke · Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 6:43 pm Post subject:

You get your hat from Carl, I don't hand those things out. They're just too slimy.
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Dave · Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 6:43 pm Post subject:

Yeah, he can keep his.
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Zeke · Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 6:52 pm Post subject:

And he will too.
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James · Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 7:44 pm Post subject: no

Even if you can beat Carl... he is still the cheese
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