Joined: 12 Jan 2007 Posts: 961 Location: Hells kitchen
Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2007 2:58 pm Post subject:
oh...I don't really know how to respond to that. _________________ ~jynx~
I need to go to my Happy place, but I accidentally blew it up, so now I have to find a new one...
Joined: 01 Jan 2007 Posts: 1561 Location: Mobile(phone)
Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2007 3:51 pm Post subject:
Its simple, repeat after me...
*stops, facing the problem which in this case is Paul, and slooowly back away* _________________ <(@_@<), <(@_@)>, (>@_@)>, <(@_@)>, <(@_~)>, <(@_@)>, <(@_@<)
Joined: 12 Jan 2007 Posts: 961 Location: Hells kitchen
Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2007 9:43 pm Post subject:
*copies Arturo* Oh very effective thank you. _________________ ~jynx~
I need to go to my Happy place, but I accidentally blew it up, so now I have to find a new one...
Joined: 09 Jan 2007 Posts: 888 Location: Huntington Beach, California
Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 9:36 pm Post subject:
Tsk, tsk, tsk. Arturo should know better. If you two would but look behind you you'll see that the door has been hermetically sealed *pets his cat, Mr. Stabby* and my uzi wielding minions have surrounded the two of you - and your neo-futuristic space attire will not save you this time. *reaches for a white button on a control panel* Good-bye Parsifal. My sharks (with freakin' laser beams) have already eaten today, but I'm sure they'll appreciate a...snack. *cackles* You see, evil will always triumph over good because good is dumb. _________________ Conan! What is best in life?
To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women!"
Joined: 01 Jan 2007 Posts: 1561 Location: Mobile(phone)
Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 9:44 pm Post subject:
And that, is where you are /wrong/ Stinkfinger....No one ever said I was "good".
*timed charges within the shark tank explode, throwing up a cloud of debries and punching a hole in the side of the volcano* _________________ <(@_@<), <(@_@)>, (>@_@)>, <(@_@)>, <(@_~)>, <(@_@)>, <(@_@<)
Joined: 09 Jan 2007 Posts: 888 Location: Huntington Beach, California
Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 9:49 pm Post subject:
My sharks! Curse you Parsifal. We will meet again, I'm sure. *presses a button and drops into a chute as molten lava begins to engulf the once spacious post-modern art deco office - minions perishing in said lava* _________________ Conan! What is best in life?
To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women!"
Joined: 26 Dec 2006 Posts: 2398 Location: Behind a desk.
Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 10:11 pm Post subject:
<briiiing. briiiing>
Henchmen, Inc., how can- Hello? Yes?
Ah! Mr. Cannon! how have you- what?
Yes, ofcourse.
What!?
ANOTHER 300 minions? What happened to the last batch?
Uhuh.
Uhuh.
The sharks too!?
Okay, okay. Yeah, I know the deal. 200 Grade C minions, 80 B grade, and 10 A grade. Got it. Heck, because it's you I'll even toss in a pair of Bengal battlecats. Doctor Felonius trained them himself so they're very well trained.
Hey, no problem, you're my best client.
Now, can I interest you in a sexy second in command? They all have impecable resumes and quite a few are getting sick of the men in tights crowd and would love a shot to work with an evil genius type like yourself.
Uhuh.
Right, I'll discuss the details later.
Pleasure doing business with you as always.
<click>
Man... a volcano of all things. _________________ "Addiction can neither be created nor destroyed, it can only be changed."
-Clango, Diesel Sweeties
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I (heart) Hanners of Questionable Content.
Joined: 12 Jan 2007 Posts: 961 Location: Hells kitchen
Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 3:49 am Post subject:
Arturo grad my hand. *Swings on the convently placed curtain up to the convently placed window* Do you still have the bat-a-rang that you borrowed from batman? _________________ ~jynx~
I need to go to my Happy place, but I accidentally blew it up, so now I have to find a new one...
Joined: 01 Jan 2007 Posts: 1561 Location: Mobile(phone)
Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 4:16 am Post subject:
*watches the volcano explode and spew lava through high powered binoculars from the deck of a retreating speed boat. Watching Jynexia hop up onto a open window he wonders whether or not he should have assisted her instead of bolting*
It's okay, she's obviously talking to someone so she's not all alone *he muses before retreating bellow deck for a mojito* _________________ <(@_@<), <(@_@)>, (>@_@)>, <(@_@)>, <(@_~)>, <(@_@)>, <(@_@<)
Joined: 26 Dec 2006 Posts: 2398 Location: Behind a desk.
Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 3:03 pm Post subject:
He had them all fooled _________________ "Addiction can neither be created nor destroyed, it can only be changed."
-Clango, Diesel Sweeties
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I (heart) Hanners of Questionable Content.
Joined: 12 Jan 2007 Posts: 961 Location: Hells kitchen
Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 3:26 am Post subject:
Man that was a close one. Unfornuately Arturo never grabbed my hand and jumped out the window with me into the water where I narrowly missed many sharp jagged rocks, and then swam 5 miles until I ran into a boat that nearly killed me, only to discover the boat belonged to this cute boy that was dropping off some guys and a sexy secretary for some employer of some kind...I think he had some large cats with him too because there was hair all over the place, so Arturo must be dead. So sad. Yes I would love another tequella sunrise, Thank you. _________________ ~jynx~
I need to go to my Happy place, but I accidentally blew it up, so now I have to find a new one...
Joined: 01 Jan 2007 Posts: 1561 Location: Mobile(phone)
Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 5:19 am Post subject:
Hey, staying to help would have been the heroic thing to do;p
Also, that Henchman placing service kicks ass. I need to get their number for the next time I need to...refill positions... _________________ <(@_@<), <(@_@)>, (>@_@)>, <(@_@)>, <(@_~)>, <(@_@)>, <(@_@<)
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but I'll probably like it more - HAH!
You see, evil will always triumph over good because good is dumb.
