Sex Crime

trebuchet · Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 5:23 am Post subject:

When next we meet I'll give you their card. Or kill you.
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Parsifal · Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 5:26 am Post subject:

By then I will have already (out of spite) slept with whatever Sexy Second in Command you'd have hired;)
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trebuchet · Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 5:38 am Post subject:

Really? That's pretty gross, considering it's your cousin. Hey, I'm all for diabolical schemes to take over the world and stuff, but incest? Really? What Evil University did you graduate from? Evil School of Hillybilly Liberal Arts? Wink

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Conan! What is best in life?

To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women!"

Dave · Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 4:23 pm Post subject:

I have to say, I like the fact that Arturo assumes I'll be able to sell Tre on one of my sexy female second-in-commands. Tre always struck me more as the Hench Wench type.

Speaking of which <pulls out a catalogue> Tre, you have to take a look at this month's Hench Wenches available. I have a special just for you: Get two hench wenches and I'll throw in your choice of up to a Class B uniform for no extra cost.
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jynexia · Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 5:46 pm Post subject:

Did anyone even read my heroic escape? Jeeze, your lucky that I am satisfied with my rescuer or I would kick your butt.
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Dave · Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 6:24 pm Post subject:

<Hands a mixed drink to the girl just pulled out of the water>

You're a hero, you see. Daring and heroic escapes are part of the job description. I just find it amusing that these so-called villains insist on elaborate death traps.

This Parsifal you mentioned, I'm surprised he just left you out to dry-
<looks at the girl>
Or in the drink as the case may be. But that's neither here or now. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy the trip. Once we get back to the mainland you can decide what you wish to do next.
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jynexia · Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 3:29 am Post subject:

Oh your so sweet. You don't meet a lot of good guys like you anymore. Most either revenge driven or maddening.
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trebuchet · Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 4:15 am Post subject:

"I'll take The Rrrapists for 500 Alexsh. Oh, what's the matter Trrrebeck, don't swing that way do ya?"
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Conan! What is best in life?

To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women!"

Dave · Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 5:11 pm Post subject:

"I'll take famous titties for 400"
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jynexia · Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 3:51 am Post subject:

How about Thespians for 1000? hehhehe
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Zeke · Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 5:42 pm Post subject:

WTF...

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Parsifal · Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 8:05 pm Post subject:

Your answer must be in the form of a question.
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trebuchet · Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 4:21 am Post subject:

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To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women!"

Zeke · Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 7:34 pm Post subject:

Ok fine, what is WTF?
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trebuchet · Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 4:37 am Post subject:

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Conan! What is best in life?

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