How to Defend One's Self Against Bad Lines

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Ok, I know this is male dominated fourm, but hey, guys you can be prepared to get, or give (if you happen to be hit on) these answers

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
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Parsifal · Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 7:25 am Post subject:

Nice.

I've noticed that recently there has been yet another resurgence in terms of the interest placed on cheesy lines. Its a perrenial source of amusement.
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jynexia · Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 4:30 pm Post subject:

Yes, if a guy uses a line and the girl says "does that ever actually work for you," then said guy has a chance if he replies with "not really but I thought it was worth a try," (or something along those lines). If not, then walk away and pretend it never happened.
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Dave · Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 4:33 pm Post subject:

I've never tried any of those lines, but thanks for the heads up, Heartbreak.
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Steve · Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 4:50 pm Post subject:

i've used one line and it got me a world of worldcraft TCG pin. if you were a booger i'd pick you first Wink

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Zeke · Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 5:42 pm Post subject:

Why oh why does that sound so normal from you Steve?
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Parsifal · Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 6:45 pm Post subject:

Because Steve manages to scrape together enough likability and raw natural charisma to get away with (and use in the first place) cheesy lines.
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Zeke · Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 6:52 pm Post subject:

I thought it was due to his razor sharp retractable claws? Shocked

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Parsifal · Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 7:02 pm Post subject:

I'm sure that helps to bolster his personal confidence, but those don't really come into play until after.
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Zeke · Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 7:17 pm Post subject:

You mean when he's ready to pounce?
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Heartbreakshow · Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 7:44 pm Post subject:

Maybe when he gets a negative response...
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James · Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 7:57 pm Post subject: HA

If a guy uses one of those lines either they are retarded, overconfident, or just straight messing around... Plus most women would not be quick enough for those responses... though they are awsome. Laughing

I think my favorite is:

Steve · Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 10:17 pm Post subject:

i personally liked

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
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trebuchet · Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 5:36 am Post subject:

Allow me to retort:

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Christ, have some self-esteem, you're not that ugly.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: *in a really loud voice* That's riiiiight! I wrote you a prescription for your herpes. Does it still burn?

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: No thanks, I just need the one. *as you take the seat for your friend at your table*

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: No, I said, "You got the time?" Retard.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Yeah...I'd stick to your day job if I were you.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: Thanks for the warning. I thought I saw a crab crawl out of your skirt.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: 'Cause you definitely look like the "over easy" type.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: You didn't let me finish: your body's like a template for what fat people look like everywhere. How do you do it? 5 square meals a day?

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: With you? Don't push your luck.

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: The day you ever see a man naked, I'd die from shock.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
Man: Really? Your place or mine? Wink

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jynexia · Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 6:40 am Post subject:

hehe hehe hehe Laughing

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