Adventure Time!

Parsifal · Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 10:42 pm Post subject:

Pfft. Thundar Jr. here is /merely/ capable of owning. He needs to take the training wheels off his man-cleaving axe to earn that "P"
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trebuchet · Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 4:50 am Post subject:

Hey! N00b-ninja! Yeah, you, in those I-made-it-on-my-mom's-sewing machine tights! If you were a REAL ninja I'd consider cleaving you in two but, sadly, you're of the comic book convention variety - one o' those morons who gets interviewed by G4TV as part of their "unwashed and fully odorized" segments. When pirates look at you they just cry because they're through laughing at you, and are now only reminded of the good old days when Pirates vs. Ninjas actually meant something. When samurai walk by it's even worse! They commit seppuku, right then and there, because to look at your pathetic ass dishonors the memory of their long time nemesis: oh, I don't know...THE NINJA!

Mothers guard their children's eyes when you pass.

Babies cry when they catch a whiff of your B.O.

And your girlfriend's fat. Twisted Evil

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Parsifal · Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 7:22 am Post subject:

Now thats what I'm talking about. Let that anger and testosterone flow.

Of course, that last one wasn't cool;p
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jynexia · Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 4:24 pm Post subject:

Do you even have a girlfriend?
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Parsifal · Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 6:39 pm Post subject:

That's between me and my imagination;p
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Dave · Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 10:43 pm Post subject:

... nah, that's way too easy.
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trebuchet · Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 4:46 am Post subject:

jynexia · Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 6:21 am Post subject:

Eyes smart.

But seriously Arturo...No. You can't complain about a fat girlfriend, if you don't even have one.
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trebuchet · Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 4:53 am Post subject:

She's got you by the balls now.
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Parsifal · Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 7:22 am Post subject:

Well tell her to let them go, Dave might see.
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jynexia · Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 12:30 am Post subject:

No offense Arturo but I wouldn't touch your balls. Or at this point bring you any bodily harm 'cause I think your kewl, "You got spunk, kid. I like that, so I'm gonna let you slide."
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trebuchet · Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2007 5:55 am Post subject:

Spoken like a true wannabe cop. Wink

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