Awkward Silence and Sex

Dave · Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 5:19 pm Post subject: Awkward Silence and Sex

All I can say, clumsy as it was, at least Dan had the cojones to go for the gold.
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Mike · Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 5:39 pm Post subject:

Bronze, imo.

Gold woulda been a variation of "wanna go out for pizza and a fuck? oh what's the matter, don't like pizza?"

Silver woulda been a job of some form

Making out is a strong Bronze. Still requires the cajones. Bronze can quickly move to silver or gold, (or brown if you're into the cornhole)...

I still approve Dan-o... keep that shit up.

Remember to call her boo boo kitty fuck
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jynexia · Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 10:49 pm Post subject:

See I was going to comment on this but after what Mike said it would only incriminate me.
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Parsifal · Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 10:50 pm Post subject:

Congratulations.
You commented.
You're incriminated.
Care to specify?
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jynexia · Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 10:55 pm Post subject:

This conversation happen between me and Dan and by telling you this, i'm instigating all eyes on me...*awkward shift as everyone is in fact staring at me* Stop looking at me!...stare at Dave instead.
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Dave · Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 11:00 pm Post subject:

(takes a bit out of a sandwich, realizes all eyes are on him. Takes a slow bit of said sandwich while watching all those staring at him).
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Steve · Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 11:07 pm Post subject:

damnit, dave! what was the point of me labeling it if YOU'RE just gonna eat it anyway!
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Dave · Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 11:08 pm Post subject:

(chews his sandwich, looks at Steve, looks in the fridge, points at the sandwich in the fridge labeled "Steve's - Do Not Eat!!!")
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jynexia · Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 11:12 pm Post subject:

But that's not his sandwich you just moved the label.
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Dave · Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 11:16 pm Post subject:

dabts a dam lie an you kno it!
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Mike · Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 11:29 pm Post subject:

I crushed up some Vicodin and mixed it with urine and some salt... It looked well enough like oil and vinegar. Regardless... it's on both sandwiches...
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Steve · Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 11:42 pm Post subject:

you're a bad friend, but i don't like vinegar and salt...
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Mike · Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 11:54 pm Post subject:

Neither did I, but my first lunch in Oxford was fish and chips...

"would you like salt and vinegar" as she DOUSES the shit... so it's a race... you gotat say NO fast if you don't want any...

crazy ass limey fucks.
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Zeke · Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 1:09 am Post subject:

HAH
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Celo · Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 3:39 am Post subject: Jumping the Gun

I would have let Helen stumble over her own words.