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PostPosted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 5:17 pm    Post subject: Magic Tacos... of crack. Reply with quote

So, for $0.99 you get 2 tacos from Jack-in-the-Box. These tacos are nothing more than meat mix with a bit of sauce and a crunchy fried shell.

They're good, but not THAT good.

Obviously, they're cheap to make, which make sme think they're made with cheap ingredients.

The meat isn't anything special: beef with corn and spices.

The shell is just a corn tortilla, fried.

Why the HELL are they so damn addictive!?
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 6:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wait, I thought it was agreed upon that they didn't actually have any meat in them? Are you now telling me there is some alternate strain of Jack in the Box taco "out there" in the wild tempting out tastebuds with its meaty mixture?

If these claims are to be made then some proof is demanded!
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 6:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Also, I just went and read the comic on the main page. Rather good job on the updated pacing and it was wonderfully succinct. I'd commend you on the characterization but that was freaking cheating since it pretty much happened.

Still, its nice to be presented with one of the ridiculously many totally strip-worthy real life moments. I sincerely hope we do get to see more of these and we can keep it going.


But what's this about my....nevermind, I think I just got it......
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 7:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I pray we don't get it =D
But either way definitely a good thing to see these being posted.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 7:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Parsifal wrote:
Wait, I thought it was agreed upon that they didn't actually have any meat in them? Are you now telling me there is some alternate strain of Jack in the Box taco "out there" in the wild tempting out tastebuds with its meaty mixture?

If these claims are to be made then some proof is demanded!



We heard the info on the radio. I suppose the statement was enough to stun us that we didn't bother to check. But yeah, the Jack-in-the-Box web site calls them beef tacos.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 7:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just because Jack calls them beef tacos, doesn't mean their's any beef in them...
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 8:25 pm    Post subject: They are beef Reply with quote

"Beef Regular Taco or Beef Monster Taco® Filling Ingredients: Beef, Water, Textured Vegetable Protein (Soy Flour, Caramel Color), Soy Grits, Seasoning [Chili Powder (Chili Peppers, Spices, Salt, Garlic Powder), Wheat Flour, Taco Mix (Chili Pepper, Garlic, Salt, Spices, Monosodium Glutamate, Dextrose, Onion), Imitation Beef Extract (Hydrolyzed Soy Protein, Hydrolyzed Soy, Wheat and Corn Protein, Monosodium Glutamate, Dextrose, Partially Hydrogenated Soybean Oil, Disodium Guanylate, Disodium Inosinate), Silicon Dioxide (added to prevent caking)], Salt, Tomato Paste, Worcestershire Sauce (Distilled Vinegar, Molasses, Corn Syrup, Water, Salt, Caramel Color, Garlic Powder, Sugar, Spices, Tamarind, Natural Flavor, Sulfiting Agent). Tortilla Ingredients: Ground Corn, Water, Lime. Contains Soy, Wheat "

They forgot the most important statement: "may contain minute amounts of crack"

http://www.jackinthebox.com/ourfood/ingredients.php
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 8:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't know...have any third party sources actually confirmed this new "evidence"?
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 8:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The dude in the lab coat that looks surprisingly like you [Parsifal].
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 11:02 pm    Post subject: All I can say is.... Reply with quote

HAHAHA... Suckers "Secret Sauce Water, Soybean Oil, Tomato Paste, High Fructose Corn Syrup, Mustard (Water, Distilled Vinegar, Mustard Seed, Salt, Turmeric, Spices), Distilled Vinegar, Dehydrated Onion, Egg Yolk, Salt, A-1® Steak Sauce (Water, Distilled Vinegar, Tomato Paste, Corn Syrup, Raisins, Salt, Herbs And Spices, Orange Base, Orange Peel, Dehydrated Garlic, Caramel Color, Dehydrated Onion), Xanthan Gum, Tabasco® Sauce (Vinegar, Red Pepper, Salt), Sodium Benzoate And Potassium Sorbate As Preservatives, Spices, WorcestershireÆê Sauce (Distilled Vinegar, Molasses, Corn Syrup, Water, Salt, Caramel Color, Garlic, Sugar, Spices, Tamarind, Natural Flavor And Sulfiting Agents), Natural Flavor, Oleoresin Paprika. Contains Egg "


Now I know the secret!!!!!!!!
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 11:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

beef flavored soy maybe?
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 11:06 pm    Post subject: no...... Reply with quote

Dave wrote:
The dude in the lab coat that looks surprisingly like you [Parsifal].


"Nutritional information was obtained from vendor information, Silliker Lab and other lab analysis, using Genesis R&D SQL Food Development and Labeling Software, copyright of ESHA Research, Salem, Oregon."
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 11:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

(blink) huh?
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 11:09 pm    Post subject: oops Reply with quote

Parsifal wrote:
I don't know...have any third party sources actually confirmed this new "evidence"?


Sorry, meant to quote that one..
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 11:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Worcestershire Sauce"...IE. Crack sauce
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