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Dave · Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 4:20 pm Post subject:

... I did not need to read that...
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Parsifal · Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 6:35 pm Post subject:

<puts up a closed sign>

Shoo! Shoo! This thread is now temporarily closed until we can fully clean up the mess Trebuchet just left *starts ordering the interns to mop and scrub*
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Zeke · Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 7:18 pm Post subject:

That's Mike's job, not yours. Which reminds me, have you acquired the items I indicated on last months request form? Or will I have to release the wallabies?
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Parsifal · Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 8:35 pm Post subject:

Hey, no need for threats.

Most of the things you requested have been boxed and left at the pre-arranged location, except for the meat you requested. The animal it comes from has been placed on the Endangered Species List due to "Extreme Tastiness".

Also, we need more Interns like we originally planned. Timmy and Kimmy are good demi-people but they aren't just cutting the workload, and Kimmy's getting all squeamish about the "man-mess" Paul left.
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Dave · Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 8:57 pm Post subject:

Kimmy's small, frail female form was just overwhelmed by the awesome presence of Man Cannon.
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Parsifal · Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 11:28 pm Post subject:

Such is his potency that a mere whiff from across the room may impregnate her.
Send in Timmy.
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Zeke · Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 12:55 am Post subject:

But aren't there unconfirmed rumors that less manly males have been impregnated as well by the smell? Laughing

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Parsifal · Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 9:37 am Post subject:

Shhhhh....he doesn't know about that.
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Zeke · Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 5:05 pm Post subject:

Shouldn't matter if it's Timmy right? Didn't Mike sterilize him?
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Dave · Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 5:06 pm Post subject:

I thought the prolonged alcohol poisoning did that.
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Zeke · Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 5:07 pm Post subject:

You didn't have THAT much alcohol. Very Happy

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Dave · Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 5:43 pm Post subject:

Ofcourse I didn't.

But Timmy seems to be much smaller person than I, so it would take less alcohol to really do a number on him.
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Parsifal · Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 6:35 pm Post subject:

And suddenly it goes from the Squishy Comics Intern (wading) Pool to Dr. Mengele's House of Kooky Medicine!

Hmmm....I'm sure we can do something with that first name.
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Zeke · Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 6:40 pm Post subject:

Wuuuuh?

No interns?
Where'd they go?
Are they slacking off with Mike now?
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Dave · Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 6:42 pm Post subject:

Only if ordered to. I doubt Timmy would do anything without getting told to first. I can't say about Kimmy since Dan hasn't given her any spotlight time.
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