Voicemails

trebuchet · Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 5:21 am Post subject:

Man, I hate those. Especially if it's from a chick.
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Mike · Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 7:05 pm Post subject:

Me too.. usually ends up with me finding out that I have the clap. Damn chicks... why can't they just say it on the damn voicemail
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Parsifal · Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 8:02 pm Post subject:

"There's something completely lethal inside your house right now. Something you'd never suspect and use all the time that has resulted in hundreds of deaths across the country and all it would take to avoid the danger is one tiny, simple little thing.......And we'll tell you what that is after the game on the 11 o'clock news!!"
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jynexia · Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 12:40 am Post subject:

No you see if it's something that actually important I will probably give a little detail, or call you more than once.
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Zeke · Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 7:02 pm Post subject:

*Ahem*
"It's Joel, call me back bitch."
Simple
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Parsifal · Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 7:23 pm Post subject:

Motormouth.
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Zeke · Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 11:40 pm Post subject:

I'm not the one that carries on for 10 minutes on the phone when all I need to do is ask a simple question that takes less than 5 seconds!
*CHOMP*
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Dave · Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 11:46 pm Post subject:

I like to chat when I call to chat. When I call to get an answer, short and sweet is best.
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Zeke · Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 11:49 pm Post subject:

Back to your desk for more drawing! No one asked you, you cartoonist!
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jynexia · Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 12:58 am Post subject:

Girls have no place in simplicity.
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Zeke · Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 1:12 am Post subject:

Neither do guys...
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Parsifal · Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 9:44 am Post subject:

Simpli City?....wasn't that west of San David?
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Dave · Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 4:14 pm Post subject:

Nort West.
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Zeke · Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 5:04 pm Post subject:

No it was SOWT WEST!
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Dave · Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 5:21 pm Post subject:

sowt west?
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