Random Bits of News From Australia

[Parsifal]

Or at least, from Australian news site News.com.au. And yes, not all of them actually take place in Australia, but thats where I got these from;p

Pennsylvania, PA: 24 Year-old Carl Wagner was arrested for allegedly robbing a local convenience store, wearing nothing but a hat.

Police were questioning him regarding a separate case of indecent exposure and apparently recognized him from the stores surveillance tape and was arrested on the spot. Allegedly having "pussed out" and used a hand to cover what experts are calling "his junk" he approached the counter and demanded the shopkeeper hand over the contents of the register. Seeing no weapon and possibly finding it hard to take a naked man seriously, the attendant instead called the police.

When asked why he did it Wagner replied simply, "I was bored". This right here is why we need to keep Mike entertained at all times...


Zenica, Bosnia: A married couple files for divorce after years of marriage, the reason given that they had been unfaithful...with each other.

Going under the names "Sweetie" and "Prince of Joy" the two had started trolling around and online chat room and found each other. After the relationship was establish they would reportedly spend hours flirting and relating their marriage troubles to each other. Sana Klaric (the wife in question) is quoted as saying "I was suddenly in love. It was amazing. We seemed to be stuck in the same kind of miserable marriage. How right that turned out to be,"

It wasn't until the erstwhile lovers had arranged a date and showed up to find the other person was their true situation brought to light. The divorce papers were filed immediately afterwards. Adnan, the husband, remarks ""I still find it hard to believe that Sweetie, who wrote such wonderful things, is actually the same woman I married and who has not said a nice word to me for years"


Zhoukou, China: Doctors operating on a 10 month-old baby girl discover grass growing inside her lung.

Suffering from acute respiratory problems the child was treated for pneumonia to no avail.

Seeing surgery as their only option the doctors proceeded to open up her chest and were shocked to find a 3cm blade of grass growing on her right lung. They think she may have inhaled the seed at one point, but stated they haven't heard of a plant taking like this and growing inside a human before.


This next one, I'll just link directly since its already summed up pretty nicely as it is: Freak Fall Traps Boy's Testicles
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