D&D FTW!

Dave · Posted: Sat Dec 15, 2007 10:53 pm Post subject:

Well, there ARE dice programs to use online, if you really don't trust me all that much.
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madcatmonkey · =^-^= Joined: 19 Nov 2007 Posts: 381

Gasp! A die roll fudger?! O_o DUN DUN DUN!!

Parsifal · Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 7:33 am Post subject:

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DUN DUN!!!
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Parsifal · Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 7:37 am Post subject:

The problem with Dave's rolls is that they're very reliable...You can rely on him to actually roll nothing but "1"s and "6"s and very crucial times.
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Dave · Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 7:50 am Post subject:

I have the tendancy to crit succeed or crit fail rather often. I chalk it up to the fact that, as the GM, I just roll that many more times than a PC.
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Mike · Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 7:23 pm Post subject:

Dave's dice can go to hell.
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madcatmonkey · =^-^= Joined: 19 Nov 2007 Posts: 381

Everyone should touch Dave's dice and steal their luck. Hopefully he doesn't get as mad as the guys from Knights of the Dinner Table when you do it, though! O_O

Karazorel · Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 10:00 pm Post subject:

What is with that whole dice superstition? Gamers afraid of other gamers taking their luck away. Isn't it all the same unless you have a pair of loaded dice and then why not just go to Vegas instead of a gaming table?
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madcatmonkey · =^-^= Joined: 19 Nov 2007 Posts: 381

No no, some dice are lucky and will always roll well, unless someone touches them and steals all the luck for themselves! O_O

Yes, it's a superstition, with about as much basis as many other superstitions, but gamers still believe it anyway. Very Happy

Dave · Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 12:12 am Post subject:

"These dice were blessed by the pope himself during his visit to Our Mother St. Mary. You are not worthy to witness them".

Funny thing, I actually did get an old set of diced blessed. Just as a joke really. Apparently, the gamers I knew them took that VERY seriously.
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Mike · Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 5:07 pm Post subject:

Yeah, when 3 non-loaded 6 siders go:

1/1/1 - strike roll
1/1/1 - hit location (gg)
6/6/6 - damage

Then for mockery

6/6/6 - reaction roll... thus...

"Fuck-O The Hairy's longspear shivs you in the heart for 18... heart multiplier is whatever... oh.. you're fuckin' 1 point from dying... give me 5 health rolls. Oooo, nice rolls, you're okay for now..."

"Fuck-O poses over your collapsed body drawing out "ooo's and ahhhh's" from your party... they swear allegance to him and pee on you."

That's dave's dice.

Then try our dice.

whiff
whiff
whiff
whiff
whiff
"I hit finally!"
damage?
2. Sad

Some dice are more loved than others... it's fucked, but if you dont' believe it... you're wrong
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Karazorel · Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 6:47 pm Post subject:

An old apache Indian woman sold me a set of dice that are made out of a fallen star that fell to earth back in 300 BC. They're hand crafted and change color depending on the true intentions of your heart. It is rumored and tested to be true that they will roll whatever you wish if your heart is pure. They are 100% guaranteed to defeat any other dice in a roll including Daves. I keep them in a small silk bag inside an air tight container safe from the world. But today may be the day to reveal them to the world again. All for three easy payments of $49.99. What do you say?
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Dave · Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 7:04 pm Post subject:

I once rolled stats for a character Trebuchet was going to play. All his stats were ridiculously high EXCEPT for Dexterity... which was the lowest possible.

Imagine the smartest, most charismatic, buff dude you can ever meet... now put him in a wheelchair... yeah, that was him.
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jynexia · Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 10:12 pm Post subject:

So the cop from family guy?
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Dave · Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 10:20 pm Post subject:

Oh, hell no. Joe may be in a wheelchair, but he's STILL freaking agile. No, this guy would have to have his neck broken or something where he has no use of his body.
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