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Dave
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Just don't forget the squad of Clerics armed with "Hold Person".
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trebuchet
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Yeah, they're always a hoot aint they?
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Dan
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Treb. Good to see you back my friend.
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Parsifal
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| trebuchet wrote: | | Dude, DMing with the old AD&D system (with every chart you can imagine) was the shit! Gaming nowadays (as with many things in life) is weak. Give me the old Monster Manuals I and II any day, replete with full character backgrounds of the nine rulers of Hell (Asmodeus, you bastard!). I still remember my very first character in that system: the cavalier Sir William Thornton - he kicked ass with a capital "k" and a capital "a" - he Kicked Ass. If anybody wants to run a game of good ol' D&D, count me in! |
Dude! I am /so/ totally in! Every once in a while I try to get a full-on, reproductive spheres to the wall AD&D game going (damn those Carrion Crawlers and curse the Gelatinous Cube!!!) and everyone says yeah that'd be fun and we may end up rolling a few characters and then.....nothing...-_-...
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Dave
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I need to find a Gelatinous Cube plushie.
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Mike
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Just whack off on a companion cube plushie
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Dave
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Thanks, Mike. Even MORE reason to run in terror from the Gelatinous Cube. Not that we needed any more.
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jynexia
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| Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 10:21 pm Post subject: |
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Ewwww. How would you advertise for something like that?
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Mike
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Well... it could be more of a warning.
"Take home a Companion Cube today!!!!'
warning: Exposure to semen can make the companion cube take on the form of a gelatinous cube, ingesting and slowly digesting your manparts. Jizz at your own risk
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Dave
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| Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 10:24 pm Post subject: |
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... great... DnD softcore porn...
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Mike
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| Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 10:29 pm Post subject: |
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Owlbear on Dire Rat?
Kobold Hentai rape has probably all ready been done.
What was that one thing we saw somewhere?
The Necrophiliac Necromancer?
post-badguy defeat:
"Hey guys... can I uh, have a few minutes alone here?"
Ooooooorrrrr... a Bag of Holding that has a pleasure spot...
"Mmm, put the Zweihander in next."
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jynexia
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i didnt understand that and i'm glad.
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Mike
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Size matters
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Dave
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| Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 10:38 pm Post subject: |
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...cue the sexy elven heroine being engulfed by the gelatinous cube...
yeah, I had to go there.
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Mike
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I can see it now... It grows in power and starts to launch warm thick liquid at people. For some reason it has a +hit modifier if it goes for the eye.
Gelatinous Money Shot FTW!
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