DAN! Imma Callin' You Out!

Dave · Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2007 6:58 pm Post subject: DAN! Imma Callin' You Out!

I just started browsing some of the old strips and realized something; you posted regularly on the news section of this strip.

I demand you post news regularly once more! And that you post your "Facts" section as well. I enjoyed those.

If these demands are not met, then you can expect me to do nothing! Or I may possibly draw your Squishy character not to your liking... yes...

(nah, I wouldn't do that, but seriously, your news posts were funny and the "Facts" were cool. I wants them back).
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jynexia · Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2007 10:39 pm Post subject:

I will withhold sex. Since we arent having sex anyway i dont know if it will work. But that is what a women is supposed to do when she is dealing with a man so thems the facts. No sex for you!
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Parsifal · Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2007 10:54 pm Post subject:

To add weight to the threat, let me interpret: Jynexia means no sex from anyone in her network. That is, no sex from any woman, at all. None for you!
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jynexia · Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2007 11:04 pm Post subject:

Thanx for the support Arturo. Here's a cookie.
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Mike · Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 5:42 pm Post subject:

Like "no sex" is a big threat to any of these kids. That's like saying.. "Mike, you can't go bless anymore newborns with the holy word of happiness." It's just shit that doesn't happen!
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Dave · Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 5:58 pm Post subject:

Wait... you mean you're NOT going down to the Midnight Mission in downtown every Tuesday to feed the homeless? And the Puppie And Kittie Rescue Home? Is that a lie too?
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Mike · Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 6:11 pm Post subject:

Only because I'm not allowed to. The privilege was taken away as punishment... zomg.
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jynexia · Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 6:42 pm Post subject:

Mike is totally a closet refugee reliefer. That's why when a disaster happens he is no where to be found. Unless you're looking at the relief camps. (wow that was lame)....IGNORE ME!
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Dave · Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 6:47 pm Post subject:

Can't. You posted. Can't ignore you.
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Parsifal · Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 9:00 pm Post subject:

Once again it falls on me to lend the proper weight to the ramblings of the less eloquent.

"IGNORE ME!"
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jynexia · Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 1:15 am Post subject:

I like that you always say it better for me. It makes me laugh and that is what life is mostly about...how many times you laugh.
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Dave · Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 6:20 am Post subject:

Well damn, I have a lot of catching up to do.
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Parsifal · Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 9:21 am Post subject:

I was pretty much dead last behind Dave, but I've made a go of squeezing as much as I can in so I think I'm in a good spot right now Cool

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Dave · Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 3:49 pm Post subject:

So... Dan never posted anything here, did he?
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Steve · Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 3:59 pm Post subject:

looks that way. he really showed you.

i think dan responds better to guilt than anything. we should be more like; "i guess dan is too good for his fans and friends to post something now and then."

or

"don't worry dan, we'll take care of everything for you, jus keep doing what you gotta do."
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