Shout-out

Mike · Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 11:43 pm Post subject: Shout-out

I'd like to send a shout out to a few people today. First... the brick wall at the St. Dominic's School Gym.

Next... to my arms of 3 years ago... that met the brick wall in an epic duel with ~200 pounds of force behind 'em at the time.

Lastly, to Jenny... who... 3 days from today 3 years ago... said "nothing is better medicine then some pussy in your face."

So yeah... 1/7/05... Both my arms got owned by a brick wall. Broke both wrists and my right elbow. GG Brick wall.

Also, my brother got me a stripper to cheer me up... Dave, Arturo, Ny, and Steve were all over at the time... it was comedy. More to come (not literally) upon request.
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Dave · Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 11:47 pm Post subject:

You should've mentioned the fact that, after breaking your wrists, you decided to head home because "your knees kinda hurt".

Mike had no idea his arms were broken, drove home, and thought that it kinda sucked that his knees were scraped up.

Then he tried to get up from his chair using his arms...

Mike = Champion.
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Parsifal · Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 11:29 am Post subject:

Or...

Mike=Dullard

Also, she pinched his nose...*coughs*
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Mike · Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 5:33 pm Post subject:

She was purdy.
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Karazorel · Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 7:08 pm Post subject:

I got no shout out...... ~whimper~
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jynexia · Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 7:12 pm Post subject:

It's not that he doesn't love you it's just that he is thinking about strippers.
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Dave · Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 7:21 pm Post subject:

That, and you're new. New people are ignored, then grilled, then taunted, then anything we can come up with to make you miserable before finally accepting you, at which point we continue to do all of the above out of love.
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Mike · Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 7:22 pm Post subject:

It'd take some doing to replace the wall, my arms, and Jenny. That was a pretty gnarly surreal time in life.

And yeah... for the "whole" story.

I was running down court in a basketball game. I leaned forward to block a pass and lost my balance. I fell to my knees and went straight into a wall, arms first. My wrists did hurt, but I could move my fingers. "Oh they're not broken" stupid fucking myth.

My knees hurt like shit though and they were bleeding. So yeah, I jumped in my 89 Cutlass Supreme with no power steering and drove 2 miles home. My dad helped clean up my knees with some peroxide, and when I tried to get up... bam... ow ow ow ow ow ow ow. And I looked at my wrists... that were like golf balls. Sucky.

Hospital, vicodin, etc etc.

Good times.
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Karazorel · Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 7:27 pm Post subject:

Something like this?

http://my.break.com/content/view.aspx?ContentID=359495
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Karazorel · Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 7:28 pm Post subject:

Dave · Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 7:29 pm Post subject:

Huh... looks painful.
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Mike · Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 7:32 pm Post subject:

Something is telling me to NOT look at this.

I think my best friends little sister has the best comment about my arms... via myspace.

"jesus mike, sometimes i love you. like right now"
also
"seriously, this photo will NEVER get old."

Honorable Mentions!

Katie Crook Wrote:
"GIMP! lol... at least we kinda have somethin in common... Smile

AND WITH TWO BROKEN ARMS YOU STILL MANAGED TO THROW UP GANG SIGNS! if that's what you wanna call them...
lol"

Katie busted one of her wrists... and I had no sympathy. Smile

Brittany Wrote:
"I have a WHOLE NEW appreciation for this picture!"

Brittany broke both her wrists, and her radial head (elbow, same bone as me) on her BIRTHDAY last year. Poor girl.

Carl's a dick...
"Two broken arms....there goes your social life.... "

But Carl is right... it was a lonely time...
but only after I realized that casts rip off skin.
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Karazorel · Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 7:33 pm Post subject:

Lesson learned. Stay home. Play WoW. Don't break bones. Eat veggies.
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Mike · Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 7:35 pm Post subject:

How'd you know I don't eat veggies?

I'm GLAD I didn't play wow when this shit happened. I'd have died.

I went through Halo 2 withdrawls... but I learned to play before they were fully healed. It was fun when people would call me a "faggot" or whatever... and be like..

YOU JUST GOT SMOKED BY A MOTHERFUCKER WITH 2 BROKEN ARMS, YA FUCKIN' JOYBOY!

It was awesome.
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Karazorel · Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 7:37 pm Post subject:

I know everything about you. I'm a stalker of Dave and he hangs around you a lot so I find myself splitting off and stalking you once in awhile.
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