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Dave · Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 11:05 pm Post subject:

HAH!

And Mike, I know. I have my "preferences", which are those templates, but I don't let said preferences get in the way of something good.

Like, I LOVE burgers, but this roasted chicken? Mmmm MMMM!
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Mike · Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 11:09 pm Post subject:

I think you're missing the point, chuckles.

You have your preferences, as we all do.

Now using your little analogy... when you haven't eaten in 2 weeks... you dont' give a FUCK if it's a burger, chicken, or a fucking bleeding piece of raw meat.

It's not about letting shit get in the way... it's about DAVE NEEDS SIN, STAT!
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Dave · Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 11:10 pm Post subject:

I do?

That makes it sound desperate, which is self defeating considering the end goal you're putting up.

I appreciate the gesture, though.
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trebuchet · Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 11:28 pm Post subject:

I agree with Mike. You need to get laid, pronto. So when are we going to TJ?
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Dave · Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 11:32 pm Post subject:

Um... no. Have you guys BEEN to T.J.? Mike, I know you have. So you know WHY I say "No" to T.J.
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Mike · Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 11:34 pm Post subject:

I tried to not post... I really did...

Yeah, we don't need TJ... we're over 21 now... we can find someplace that the ladies will be slammed enough to molest Dave stateside now.
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Dave · Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 11:35 pm Post subject:

I've somehow become a group project. I'm both flattered and insulted, but also highly amused.
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Mike · Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 11:38 pm Post subject:

Somehow? Why is this "present" tense? And why "Somehow?" It's common knowledge mang!
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Parsifal · Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:48 am Post subject:

I don't quite recall who it was, but someone once said that when faced with nothing better, many men can find something to be attracted to no matter how ugly the girl. What it breaks down to is:

"Man look at her, she's got....<looks at face>....<looks at chest>.....<looks at legs><winces>....<looks at her arms>....nice elbows."
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madcatmonkey · =^-^= Joined: 19 Nov 2007 Posts: 381

So Dave's personal ad would be something like:
"Appreciate the Beauty of Nature! Single Male seeks tall Female with nice foliage. Enjoys standing around in parks or wooded areas."

yino · Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:59 am Post subject:

Well, helga is tall, so is not that far from Dave´s template.
(Can somebody speak about her foliage)
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James · Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:40 am Post subject:

madcatmonkey · =^-^= Joined: 19 Nov 2007 Posts: 381

I didn't know trees had pulses. Wink

One thing I always found interesting was the phenomenon where, if you care for someone, you don't notice their physical imperfections. They look beautiful to you because you love them.