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Rambo.
January 25th (a Friday).
Paul, I know YOU will show. Who else?
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yay
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This one's a go. Fer sure.
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Karazorel
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Initially called John Rambo to follow up with Rocky Balboa but the title couldn't stand the insults being thrown at it. Now... just Rambo. Pure blood, guts, action, no story guy movie. I'll let someone else review this one.
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You're weak, Kara. Weak.
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For somebody who reviewed "One Missed Call" avoiding ANY movie for "suckiness" is pretty awful. 
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| Dave wrote: | | You're weak, Kara. Weak. |
Hey, if I was forced to watch this drek you better except some guy out there to be forced to watch Monster-in-law.
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Mike
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I had to go see fucking License to Wed. Know what I got in return? Jack shit.
thank GOD Jim was in it.
Go see awesome guy movies without strings, ffs.
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I've seen many a chick-flick. I have the battle scars.
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Karazorel
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Eh, no guys in my life to drag me out to see this. So I can avoid the pain.
Oh and as a warning. For the love of god. Don't go see In the Name of the King. It's a well disguised Uwe Boll movie. AVOID at all costs!!
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The only good thing was Jason Statham.
I see video game based movie... that isn't Resident Evil...
I hide.
But Jason does kick ass.
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On the one hand, most of the guys'll see your post here, Kara, so you've warned us. On the other hand, you're breaking trend. Shouldn't you post your warning in an "In the Name of the King" thread?
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Karazorel
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I won't dignify a Uwe Boll movie with it's own thread.
Uwe Boll Resume:
House of the Dead
Bloodrayne
Alone in the Dark
Bloodrayne 2
In The Name of the King
Known for:
Making movies with budgets under $30,000.
Not being able to find actresses to work for him so hiring Prostitutes to play random extra vampires.
Using actual video game footage as blackout screens to signify scene changes.
Having Billy the Kid be a vampire turning little kids into a vampire army.
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This thread tears me.... The utter dislike of crap = hero
the shooting down of Rambo = anti-hero
You're killing me.
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Sorry, its hard being perfect. I'll try harder next time. Now I'm not wishing Rambo to be a bad movie. But the guy is seriously like 60. His age showed in Rocky and it was very hard to watch. Rambo 1 and Rambo 2 were really good movies. They were guy movies but they were excellent to watch. I'm just afraid this one will be very much like... 3
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