Dave No Mind Sounding Braggy (CoD4)

Dave

These past few weeks have shown that the Squishy/Dire troops are a forced to be reckoned with in Call of Duty 4.

***IGNORE if you don't care to read the random ramblings of an excited and overcafeinated CoD4 player***

Some of us were good from the get-go thanks to old-school Counterstrike era experience (Dee), others just needed to refine their already awesome skills (Mike), still others (myself) were totally green yet quickly became a force on the field.

Most recently, we've shown that when our side is comprised entirely of us, we win. Period.

We went up against another random clan, and we were immediatly hit with "We're gonna own this map! We're gonna own you".

Our side had:
Me (Late Customer)
Mike (Da Muffin Man)
Trebuchet (jaojmnhzhzm)
Parsifal (Dr Chibi)
Zeke (Zeke 003)
and a WoW buddy of Mike and Zeke's (I unfortunately forgot his tag).

Well, to their credit, they did start out with a slight early lead. Then we began our ritual slayings.

The opposition just kept on dying left and right as our more tactical players set up kill zones, while our more twitchy and/or stealthy players rained havoc on the enemy's sides and backs.

Mike asked us "So, should I make fun of them for saying 'we own this map?'". Zeke gave him the go-ahead (not that he needed it), but Tre jumped the gun.

Match was over.

Tre- "Man, you really owned that map".
Eneme- "... let's get outta here, guys".
Us- "By, guys"
Me- "Gee, Tre, you drove them away".
Mike/Zeke- "Yeah, man, why you gotta be such an asshole?" (something to that effect).
Tre- "Yeah, I'm a jerk" (or something to that effect).

Again, I don't mind being cocky here, we kick ass Smile

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Mike · Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 6:59 pm Post subject:

I get mad at you guys for being jerks and scaring off the rooms full of noobs that we get at times.

Noobs can't handle the stealth kit.

At all.

Or sniping on Bloc...
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Dave · Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 7:04 pm Post subject:

I never know if our opposition are newbies or good players, so I assume they'll be prepared. If I'm wrong, I'm the first to say that "Guys, I kinda feel bad that we're doing this," which is true, but that won't stop me from playing and having fun. I'm just not gonna be a jerk to them in the lobby after the game... unless they were jerks first Wink

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trebuchet · Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 2:30 am Post subject:

That's my philosophy: first blood demands retribution.
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Parsifal · Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 2:55 am Post subject:

Followed by snack treats, the oiling of the heaving pecks and lounging by the pool with a mojito.
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trebuchet · Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 3:53 am Post subject:

You took the words right out of my mouth you awesome bastard.
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Conan! What is best in life?

To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women!"

Dave · Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 8:09 pm Post subject:

Full Team Squishy comprised for general beatings:

Late Customer: Dave
Da Muffin Man: Mike
Dr Chibi: Parsifal (aka Arturo in strips)
jaojmnhzhzm: Trebuchet
Dipsosis: Dee
Zeke 003: Zeke (aka Joel in strips)
DaGingaBreadMan: "The Ogre"
Suemat: Zeke's older brother
*Free Spot* open for one of the "freelancers" that join up with us for said beatings.

We're not at all a hardcore team, but I have full confidence that we COULD be.
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Mike · Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 8:13 pm Post subject:

Xbox live kids are too creative.

THE MUFFIN MAN! THE MUFFIN MAN! HAVE YOU SEEN THE MUFFIN MAN! THE MUFFIN FAGGOT MAN! MUFFIN MUFFIN MUFFIN! I'M GONNA FUCK THE MUFFIN MAN UP. MUFFFIN MAN!!!!

Then I stomp 'em.

My favorite thing yesterday was this "clan" we ran into. It was me, joel, and a buncha random fuckboys. The clan was like "omg domination on SHipment? this is gonna be a nazi rape."

It was.... but they weren't expecting that they'd get beat by a random team, muahaha.

"So uh, guys... nice Nazi rape."
-FUCK YOU MUFFIN FAGGOT!
-haw haw, good one, yeah fuck the muffin faggot
-let's go, these fucking queer's aren't worth our time.

I wish there was a "Slap a 17 year old in the face through the TV" add-on for XBL.
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Dave · Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 8:19 pm Post subject:

Mike · Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 8:24 pm Post subject:

I like when Ogre was playing Halo 3 with his woman on the Mic... that annoyed people, lol.

And yeah... just because your little 15 year old friends thing you're edgy and cool on the intraweb... doesn't mean it's true.
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Dave · Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 10:10 pm Post subject:

"You like how I just called him a fag? What a fag. Shut up, fag!"

Rather. Rinse. Repeat.

For some originality, please listen to:

Mike, Dee, "El Ogre", and Tre. Those four can talk shit, and be really original about it, but only when provoked.

I fully admit that I am no shit talker.
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Mike · Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 10:11 pm Post subject:

I figure that the Cox method of shit talk is a good safety net.

"Hey, nice game Samantha"
"Yo, Bridget, you rocked with that sniper."

It's just a decent fall back in case my brain says "WE TELL THE WHOLE DAMN WORLD THIS IS UNION TERRITORY!" and won't work for me.
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Dave · Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 10:15 pm Post subject:

Ah. Hmm... I could probably use that as a path towards Smack Talk, but I'd have to start with a cheat sheet comprised of a 100+ female names to use.

Then again, I've yet to feel the real need to smack talk. When someone is deserving of some smack talk, the rest of y'all relentlessly pound on the offending party.
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Mike · Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 10:18 pm Post subject:

Your oblivious "I don't know I'm making people mad and I don't know why they're getting mad" smack talk works just fine.
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Dave · Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 10:21 pm Post subject:

It "works" in the "getting people mad" department, but it's like an unstable IED.

I need to learn to be more assault rifle like. Being able to control the rate of fire and actually AIM the blasted thing.
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