I Have A Theory:

Dave · Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 8:45 pm Post subject: I Have A Theory:

Dan Gallagher does not exist!

That's right! I believe that "Dan Gallagher" has been replaced by a group of monkeys which type up the scripts that I draw. They have hired on a group of rodents of all kinds to work on the "Dan Gallagher" persona. They manage to, on occassion, respond to random posts by the Squishy Forumners, but have as of yet figured out how to directly answer any comments or questions directed at "Dan Gallagher".

Monkeys, if you read this, you need to edumacate your Rodents. They're failing you.

Also, what did you do with Dan?
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madcatmonkey · =^-^= Joined: 19 Nov 2007 Posts: 381

I saw a 'Dan' on the forums yesterday!

*holds up a blurry photo* See, there's the beard and there's an arm....

Oh wait, that's Bigfoot. Nevermind.

Mike · Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 8:48 pm Post subject:

He's dead with pee in his eye.

Damn you Christmas Critters!
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Dave · Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 8:48 pm Post subject:

Upon closer inspection... I'm fairly certain you caught an image of Pars.

See the mussy hair *points* here?

And how the beard seems to be fully groomed while the rest of him looks disheveled? That's definately the mark of Pars.
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madcatmonkey · =^-^= Joined: 19 Nov 2007 Posts: 381

Oh ho! I see!

I'll have to edit the entry in my "Book of Rarely Seen Mythological Creatures."

Dave · Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 8:52 pm Post subject:

Tangent: I'm not kidding about my comments on Pars. No matter HOW well groomed or how scruffy he gets, his beard somehow ALWAYS manages to look well kept. Must be some Norseman genes or soemthing. Any dwarf would give up a week's worth of gold income for his beard.

Pars' beard in the strips is what we see between his "rarely seen" clean shaven self and his fully beard self. It's worth noting that the change happens in like... 3 days.
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Mike · Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 8:54 pm Post subject:

Dave is gay for Pars...
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Dave · Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 9:00 pm Post subject:

Wrong. I'm gay for you, Mike.

I'm gonna hover over you now.
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Parsifal · Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 9:04 pm Post subject: Re: I Have A Theory:

Mike · Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 9:04 pm Post subject:

Dave · Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 9:07 pm Post subject:

It's a risk I'm willing to take.
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Mike · Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 9:12 pm Post subject:

Hopeless this one is.
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Dave · Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 10:07 pm Post subject:

Back to the original topic... where IS Dan? I haven't heard from him in a while aside from his script submissions. Heartbreak, if you read this, you're our best chance at knowing what Dan's up to.
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Dan · Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 11:50 pm Post subject:

Okay. Now, I'm officially pissed.
I'm sorry, I don't have a job where I can sit on the Internet all day.
I'm sorry that when i have free time I usually spend it cleaning, cooking, or sleeping.
I'm sorry, I've been sick with one thing or another all freaking winter because i cant afford to take time off to recuperate.
Seriously though, what the fuck. You bug me to come on the forums and when i do I find that you've been making fun of me while I wasn't around to defend myself. I've put up with it graciously for a while until now, but I've had eough. I'm fucking pissed.
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Mike · Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 11:52 pm Post subject:

All we do is talk shit. You know this.
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