Sex At Work

trebuchet · Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 8:08 am Post subject: Sex At Work

I actually walked in on two of my co-workers having sex in one of our storage rooms today. It was awful. And pathetic. They actually tried to pretend that nothing was happening.

Has anyone here ever had sex at work or walked-in on someone "doing it" at work?
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Zeke · Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 8:57 am Post subject:

My coworkers at my last jobs were all male, so thankfully I can say no I've never seen that.
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Dave · Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 3:12 pm Post subject:

When I was working at the local movie theater (back in 2000, see strip 1 to get an idea as to what I wore to work):

I had to kick out two couples on two separate occassions out for having sex in the bathroom. One time the guy tried to get me in trouble by saying that I walked into the girls bathroom. My response was that yes, I did ask if anyone was in here (to do cleaning), and that yes, I was warned, but the voice was a GUY'S voice, so I had to go in to regulate :p.

I had to kick out one couple from one of the theaters. The girl was going down on the guy.

One of my co-workers needed some time with his girl in one of the theaters. I closed the theater between showings.

and finally...

I jokingly scooped up one of my female friends, threw her over my shoulder, and told my supervisor that I needed to make use of the projection room for 30 minutes. Apparently both were dissapointed when they realized I was kidding... yeah, I'm that retarded.

Since then I haven't really worked at any place that this happened on such a regular basis.
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Parsifal · Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 4:24 pm Post subject:

I remember a incident like that involving Dave. I believe part of the disappointment was that it would only be 30 minutes.
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Dave · Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 4:30 pm Post subject:

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Celo · Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 6:31 pm Post subject:

I bet that was the look on your face Dave.

I cant say I have had that happen or seen here at the office.

What a low life having sex in a bathroom, good thing you busted that stiff.

Dave · Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 6:42 pm Post subject:

Celo · Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 7:04 pm Post subject:

Good point you make.

I hate to say it but if anyone was caught having sex here at my office, I think everyone would watch because all the young women who work here would be involved in the sexually act.

I know my CFO wouldnt mind since he is a pervert! As for the publisher he would 86 them out really quick!

jynexia · Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 1:47 am Post subject:

Luckily even with my movie theater working experience I have never had this situation occur to me. Though i did have to kick out a priest during Passion of the Christ because he was trying to hold mass in the lobby.
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trebuchet · Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 6:31 am Post subject:

I was expecting something far worse when you mentioned "priest" but I'm glad it was only mass. What? I can say that, I'm Christian! Razz

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Dave · Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 6:42 am Post subject:

I admit that I probably had the same thought you did, Paul.

As for holding mass, that's kinda cool that a movie had such an effect on a holy man.
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jynexia · Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 4:58 pm Post subject:

Yea that movie had that effect on a lot of people. And that was careful wording on my part...go me for making you think exactly what i wanted you to think. Next step getting you to take over the world in my honor.
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trebuchet · Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 5:13 am Post subject:

Hmmm. Mayhap thou art inclined to scheme two brothers of The Order to joust for thine unbridled privilege, m'lady?
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Dave · Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 6:37 pm Post subject:

Hmm... I take the lady's lack of response to be a denial of your assesment, Sir Trebuchet.

Besides, a joust? How... predictable.
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