What kinda hero would you be?

Mike · Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 7:28 pm Post subject: What kinda hero would you be?

So yeah, sitting here bored... THUS I delve into my own mind and look at life in retrospect. Anywho, it gave me the idea for this thread, so yays.

You know that stupid "all willpower" guy? Can take a hell of a beating and get back up with NO reason to bother? I'm gonna go with that for me.

I'm sorta big, sorta fast, and I was pretty good at stabbing Arturo in the nipple in fencing. I got a few things going for me... but after what I'm being told over and over.

I can handle shit. Myself and my family got dealt a shitty hand. The last 7 years have been fucking CRAZY... and all the respite I get is short lived.

I've been mentally kicked in the FACE a buncha times, and when I try to get up somebody steps on my fingers. But for some reason I get the fuck up and power through this bullshit.

So fuckin' A, bitches... bring on all them bad guys. They can hit me till they get tired... like in Family Guy!
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Dave · Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 7:49 pm Post subject:

Damn. You claimed my alter ego.

Hmm... I like Batman. I like Captain America. I like Spider Man... I'm THINKING... Terry McGuiness Batman..?

Huh...

Okay.

Gimmie good marks on the Strength, Speed, Agility, Endurance, Resiliance, and all that jazz, but not incredibly so.

Gimmie some of the brain power, will to go on, and awareness stuff.

Gimmie cool gadgets.

I'll supply some of the "Do the right thing" part.

Essentially, I want RAW Talent Guy... I suppose if you put me in a suit, I'm asking for Batman/Terry McGuinness from Batman Beyond.

So, we currently have:

Mike: Rocky Balboa Personified. It Don't MATTER how hard you hit him, he'll keep pushing on, and hit YOU like a mag truck.

Dave: McGuinness. Adaptable to the situation. Up to the challenge.

Do we have anyone opting for the "Bang! Your dead!" powers?
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Parsifal · Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 8:56 pm Post subject:

Isn't there a (pair of?) online quiz(es) that you guys hit up every once in a while that has to do with this very topic?
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madcatmonkey · =^-^= Joined: 19 Nov 2007 Posts: 381

Heh... I took the "Which X-Men character are you" Quiz once (I forget where) and got probably the last character I would have expected. O_O

In general, though, I could think of lots of heroes I'd like to be, but none I actually resemble. Razz

Karazorel · Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 9:30 pm Post subject:

Ummm hello. It should be obvious.
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Mike · Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 9:31 pm Post subject:

I'm convinced people can't read. Smile

What KIND, not what HERO.

Like, you have a power/theme/etc... Not a specific person.

yeesh.
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Karazorel · Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 9:33 pm Post subject:

Ummm, Flight, Invulnerability, Super Strength, Super Speed, X-Ray Vision, Heat vision, Super breath.... are we getting a pattern here?
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Mike · Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 9:34 pm Post subject:

madcatmonkey · =^-^= Joined: 19 Nov 2007 Posts: 381

Oh, I thought we were discussing what type of hero we would be based on the characteristics we actually possess in real life.

Mike · Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 9:35 pm Post subject:

No no... in that case I would have wrapped all that up into:

Daredevil, with less awesome powers... but less mental breakdowns.
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madcatmonkey · =^-^= Joined: 19 Nov 2007 Posts: 381

Our Superteam so far:

Mike: "All Willpower" guy
Dave: "Raw Talent" guy
Kara: "Supergirl Ripoff" girl Wink

MadCat: "The Comedy Relief Sidekick"

Karazorel · Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 10:37 pm Post subject:

Mike · Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 10:40 pm Post subject:

We should make a home movie version of http://www.willitblend.com/ staring Kara.
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Karazorel · Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 11:22 pm Post subject:

Maybe if they used Kryptonite blades. =P Ok continue hating me hehe.
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Mike · Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 11:34 pm Post subject:

/growl
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