You want to kill each other?? Now you can!

[yino]

The forum (edit: and the strip) have gotten a little murderous lately, so I thought of adding this here.
The rules are fairly simple. You yourself cannot commit suicide after killing the above person, and you cant try to kill the person below you. You can post more than once, as death here does not seem to be permanent.
For more reference see this same thing in other forum
How will the person above you die?
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[Mike]

While visiting Los Angeles, Yino will be mistaken for a drug runner and owned by Protagonist Mike. Luckily, since Mike rocks SO MUCH FACE... it was quick and painless.
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[Dave]

By a large drug-running organization. While Yino himself is squeaky clean, his 2nd cousin, twice removed is not. After hearing of some dude in L.A. who killed his cousin, the entire oraginzation's mobalized to take him out.

Mike, being the protagonist of L.A., manages to stop the entire organization from overrunning L.A., and takes out the 2nd cousin, twice removed, but is so severely injured that he dies a hero.


(but, as Yino pointed out, death is not permanent... Mike and Yino probably planned this whole thing and faked their own deaths to put a stop to a real theat and are now probably going to enbark on buddy story style crime-fighting... like Rush Hour, only with a big white boy and a south american dude.)
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"Addiction can neither be created nor destroyed, it can only be changed."
-Clango, Diesel Sweeties
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I (heart) Hanners of Questionable Content.

[yino]

One day like any other.
While you are at a park you see the most glorious, magnificent, beautiful tree. Absolutely, amazed by it, you run to it and give it a hug full of love. Your love is so strong that you take the tree off the ground and this falls over you, crushing every single one of your bones and internal organs.

(yup, death is not permanent)
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"just imagine a good signature, and then put it here"

[jynexia]

As yino watches a tree fall he is swept up by a freak tidal wave that takes out all to LA. Including Yino, Mike, and Dave.


(but that has happened to Dave before...well mostly anyway)
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~jynx~
I need to go to my Happy place, but I accidentally blew it up, so now I have to find a new one...

[madcatmonkey]

Jynexia was resourceful enough to escape the freak tidal wave in a small rowboat, but as she watches L.A. be swept away, a meteor falls out of space and squishes her.

[trebuchet]

As the meteor falls to earth, little does madcatmonkey realize that it was pulled from its nominal orbit of Jupiter by a space-faring, warlike race called the Kord. Sitting there in her trailer park home, watching hentai anime, she realizes something awful is about to happen. She doesn't know why or how but an overwhelming feeling of dread comes over her and she knows that she must act. Inexplicably, almost as if on automatic, she grabs what few things are laying about, jumps into her pink Mazda Miata and drives off, never to return.

Driving down the highway with the top down and the setting sun burning her neck and exposed shoulders she lights a Lucky with her chromed Zippo. Her hand is shaky and this frightens her. She's never felt this way before - not quite scared, not quite nervous - just an uneasy movement in the pit of her stomach. Not since the day she popped her cherry in the truck bed of...what was his name? Jerry? Gerald?...can't remember, but he had nice abs. She can't believe that she's thinking of that at a time like this. A time like what? What's going on? Why do I feel this way? Just keep driving. That's it. Drive the feeling out of me - it always works, she thinks to herself.

Just then, a flash of light illuminates the early evening sky. The meteor has arrived. She knows this somehow. She knows it's a meteor sent from...sent from where exactly? This is the end - the end of life as we know it. Soon the sky will turn black as trillions of tons of the earth's crust is shot into the air as a meteor the size of Texas hits the earth with the equivalent force of a 200 gigaton bomb.

Thinking these thoughts, she doesn't see the swerving oncoming 18 wheeler who's driver was blinded by the flash. The truck hits here little Miata, splitting its chassis in two and sending her body flying 50 feet into the air. Her head, however, is stuck to the grill of the 18 wheeler.
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Conan! What is best in life?

To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women!"

[Mike]

The crashing of the meteor forces Dee to clench his jaws... causing Treb's peeper to be severed. He slowly dies from blood and mojo loss.
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[trebuchet]

ROFLMAO

Mike dials his number again, but the same thing every time: leave a message. Leave a fucking message! He throws his cell phone across the room and immediately wishes he could take it back. I need that cell phone. I need it to call my bitches. Fuck it.

He grabs his leopard print fur coat, makes sure his tits are on strait, zips up his alligator leather high heels and steps outside. The cold air makes his 200K nipples hard. His nipples getting hard makes his pecker excited and an excited pecker is hard to hide between your ass cheeks. He adjusts himself while getting into the elevator. He rides the elevator down to the parking garage, along with 4 men - apparently from the electric company.

A soft bell chimes to indicate their arrival but the doors won't open. Mike looks over to push the OPEN DOOR button and finds that one of the electricians has pulled the emergency stop botton. Mike looks at him square in the eye and sees an all too familiar face. He hasn't shaved in weeks, and by the smell of him he hasn't bathed in months - but that face is unmistakable: Arturo. And he's grinning.

Before he can scream, "Oh my!" the 4 men, led by Arturo, strip him down to his undergarments. The one called Arturo, with a greedy hungry look in his eyes, grabs a handful of Mike's crotch and thrusts his tongue down his mouth. Mike tries to resist but someone has a finger in his anus - which is what he likes - and another is fondling his expensive breasts with a meaty hand.

They each take turns, 2 at a time, one shoving his cock into Mike's ass and the other forcing his into Mike's mouth. Mike feels his pecker growing with excitement until Arturo sticks his dick into him. He can't stand it any longer: he's got to cum. Arturo pulls out from Mike's ass and puts it into his mouth. The ejaculation is strong and it hits Mike at the back of his throat causing him to gag. Usually he regurgitates and that's that. But for some reason, Arturo's semen won't come back up. So Mike, in the end, meets his Maker by choking on Arturo's jizz. The End.
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Conan! What is best in life?

To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women!"

[Dave]

Jeez...

That was like a horrific train wreck. I WANTED to turn away, but couldn't...


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Dave is vaguely aware of Tre's existance.

Tre dies.

Twice


[Credit goes to Mike for making me aware of this quote on WoW]
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"Addiction can neither be created nor destroyed, it can only be changed."
-Clango, Diesel Sweeties
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I (heart) Hanners of Questionable Content.

[jynexia]

One day Dave in his infinite lameness sits at his computer minding his own business. All of a sudden he looks up to see that he is surround by 30-40 women. "Huh, where did you all come from?" he asks. In response they simply part, and relieve there leader. "You know too much my friend. I'm sorry to have to do this." The leader looks over her comrades and calls to one in particular. "Crush, I believe death by sex with his fantasy woman is in order, don't you?" Turns to Dave. "We are kind, are we not?"
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~jynx~
I need to go to my Happy place, but I accidentally blew it up, so now I have to find a new one...

[Dave]

While sitting at home, self assured that her Sisters will succeed in their assassination, their intended target, looking worse for wear but with a very much determined steely glare kicks down the door.

"Your sisters failed. And now will share their fate."
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"Addiction can neither be created nor destroyed, it can only be changed."
-Clango, Diesel Sweeties
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I (heart) Hanners of Questionable Content.

[yino]

After a cruel battle with the leader, you barely make it end alive, so you decide to rest a little in the same room where you just commited murder, so as soon as you lay in the bed your mind leaves that stressed state of city-rambo, and start to look at the belongings of your victim, one of them calls your attention: a rag doll of a green haired devil, a succubi perhaps. Exhausted of the battle, you don't think too much and start plying with it.
short time after the whole room blows to pieces due to the exploding doll.
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[madcatmonkey]

Wow. I'm impressed by Treb's mad writing skills, but slightly disturbed by his portrayal of me, which bears about 0 resemblance to the actual me. O_o Which is probably a good thing, come to think of it. Still, props for cool prose!

Also, <3 yino. Exploding Bianca doll FTW!

While yino stood watching the explosion that killed Dave, a twisted, still-smoldering hunk of the exploding Bianca doll's left boob came flying out and struck him in the head, killing him instantly.

[trebuchet]