Suburban Whiteys are the new Al Quaeda

Mike

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NASHVILLE, Tenn. - A teenage passenger from California was arrested in Nashville for plotting to hijack a plane from Los Angeles to Nashville, the FBI said Friday.

FBI spokesman George Bolds told The Associated Press the 16-year-old boy was removed from Southwest Airlines Flight 284 Tuesday night by authorities at Nashville International Airport and found with "suspicious" items.

Bolds said the teen had handcuffs, rope and duct tape in his bag and was believed to be traveling alone. The juvenile's name has not been released.
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"His plan had a low probability of success," Bolds said.

Southwest Airlines spokeswoman Brandy King could not provide additional details. Airport spokeswoman Emily Richard declined to provide additional information because the passenger is a minor.

Messages left by The Associated Press with the Department of Homeland Security were not immediately returned.

The teen is in custody at Davidson County Juvenile Detention Center, where he faced state charges, but Bolds did not comment on what the charges were. He said he expects federal charges to come.

A juvenile court judge will decide whether to release the teenager. Court Administrator Tim Adgent said a hearing at 3:30 p.m. EST on Friday will determine whether the juvenile should remain in custody or "if there are other avenues for his release."

Plot to crash plane?
FBI's Bolds dismissed earlier broadcast reports that the teen was planning to crash the plane into a "Hannah Montana" concert in Lafayette, La.

Bolds said it has not been determined if the boy was trying to crash the plane. He said authorities searched the teen's home in California and found a mock cockpit.

The teen is believed to be suicidal, Bolds said. Bolds said he could not comment further on the teen's mental condition because he is a minor.

Bolds said the teen was calm throughout the flight and never made an attempt to hijack the plane but told the FBI after he was apprehended about his original plans to commandeer the aircraft.

The Transportation Security Administration did not immediately return a message seeking comment to determine if the items were banned from air travel. TSA did not list the items the teen was carrying on its Web site as prohibited.
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yino · Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 6:15 pm Post subject:

Workmate comment: "Teenagers are way bored these days"

I won't talk about your country's power to surprise me, but what the heck was he thinking??, handcuffs, rope and duct tape?? excuse me but I think the pilot cabine is locked right, how was he going to open the door??

If you are going to do something bad at least make it well. asshole.
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Mike · Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 6:24 pm Post subject:

As I always say. "Kids are stupid."

Also, the fact that he wanted to crash a plane up Hannah Montana's ass tears me. It's fucked up... but...

I can't say it... feels too wrong.

Kids are fuckin' dumb.
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yino · Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 6:27 pm Post subject:

Mike · Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 6:37 pm Post subject:

"My parents don't understand what my life is like!" CRY CRY CRY

I had some little fuck try to say how horrible his life was because "I hate school and nobody likes me because I'm different!"

He wasn't different... he was just a little emo bastard that WANTS to be miserable.

Kids = Dumb
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yino · Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 6:44 pm Post subject:

Dave · Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 6:48 pm Post subject:

"I'm really mad at my dad because he bought me the wrong car".
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Mike · Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 6:49 pm Post subject:

Ahhhhhhh.... <3 spoiled little bitches.

I was lucky enough to be given a car by my parents. A shitty little brown toyota. It ROCKED.
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Dave · Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 6:57 pm Post subject:

Yeah. I loved Blinky, my old '88 Dodge Shadow. It was a gift from my uncle. Granted, it cost him no more than a couple Ben Franklins, but it was a gift nonetheless. Wasn't the best ride in the world, but it got me from point A to point B just fine, allowing me to hold a job, go to class, and save up for Woodstock (previous owner slapped a decal of Woodstock birdie on the rear-right window), my current '97 Chevy Cavalier.

In related news: Mike's Kia kicks ass. No joke.

Jynx' car also kicks ass, but she's a virgin Losangelino driver. She should be the one to talk about it.
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yino · Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 7:22 pm Post subject:

*googled virgin driver, finds nothing*

What is a virgin driver??
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Dave · Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 7:23 pm Post subject:

Bleh. Just means that she's a new driver in Los Angeles.
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yino · Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 7:26 pm Post subject:

Bleh
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Mike · Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 7:29 pm Post subject:

I'm sure "virgin" and google didn't turn up NOTHING... but yeah, nothing useful.

Anywho, I can only hope my kid doesn't turn out to be some emo fuck. My family was the "you get slapped in the mouth" for saying shit you shouldn't. No beatings/violence... but it's like your parents saying "remember, you're our bitch... not the other way around."

Ahhh, such a different time and place... Sometimes you just got to hit a little fucker tho.
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yino · Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 7:32 pm Post subject:

He, mine too
They slapped me once, never needed to do it again.
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Mike · Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 7:35 pm Post subject:

I got my fair share of slaps when I was in high school. I was a good kid, but I kinda lost my shit in high school.
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