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Zeke
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I dunno, no one can be THAT oblivous. I don't think you've earned the title of Captain Oblivio, but maybe you 've earned the title of Captain Putz?
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Aranthos
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| DV3 wrote: | | Not the other kind of homo |
Really? For all we know that little incident with Helen might have just been an act. It sure as hell got to her though... She can't even sleep now Dave. And Jynx, don't give up hope. Dave might be a homo sapien oblivious, but that doesn't necessarily mean he'll always ignore you and look at the tree. Actually... Here's an idea. Hang onto a tree naked with "I LOVE YOU DAVE" written on your back. That way, when some other lady-type asks him something, he will look at the nearest tree and see you. Not a perfect plan, but probably as good as it's gonna get.[/quote]
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Dave
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| Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 6:39 pm Post subject: |
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"Hey look, a tree! And there's a naked girl in front of it. I wonder why she's waving at me?"
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| Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 6:42 pm Post subject: |
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| Aranthos wrote: | | DV3 wrote: | | Not the other kind of homo |
Really? For all we know that little incident with Helen might have just been an act. It sure as hell got to her though... She can't even sleep now Dave. And Jynx, don't give up hope. Dave might be a homo sapien oblivious, but that doesn't necessarily mean he'll always ignore you and look at the tree. Actually... Here's an idea. Hang onto a tree naked with "I LOVE YOU DAVE" written on your back. That way, when some other lady-type asks him something, he will look at the nearest tree and see you. Not a perfect plan, but probably as good as it's gonna get. |
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On the floor laughing again, then I read Dave's post and the fun died in a fiery car wreck.
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Aww... sorry, Joel.
I know you need every laugh yuou can get at work.
I'll try not to comment on my obliviousness 
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Zeke
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Actually I need some napalm at my job. I think that'd do the trick to make this place feel like hell. It's just missing the heat factor.
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Fuego
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told you.....
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Zeke
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wuuuuh?
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I'm going to have to test these theory. I will not rest until I prove that Dave is not gay.
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Zeke
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Oh Dave is definitely not gay. To clarify, any gay references are directed at Fuego. 
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| jynexia wrote: | | I'm going to have to test these theory. I will not rest until I prove that Dave is not gay. |
http://www.channel4.com/life/microsites/G/gayometer/gayometer.html
So I, Dee, and some others took this test. They were averaging around 40% or so. One of his buddies ranked like... 56%, no surprise.
I ranked 10% gay. According to them, not gay enough.
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Zeke
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Gaydar does not go off around Dave. Too much pent up testosterone for that to happen.
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you guys take all the fun out of it.
Dan: Dave doesnt want me to prove he isn't gay what do I do?
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Zeke
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| Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 7:27 pm Post subject: |
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I'm missing something there?
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Dave
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| Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 7:28 pm Post subject: |
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I'm lost too.
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