so.......either...

Fuego · Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 5:50 pm Post subject: so.......either...

Dave is a phenomenal kisser....
or he really did suck out Helen's soul?

Now the question is, why can't or doesn't that happen in the real world?

STOP C-BLOCKING YOURSELF MAN!!!!!!
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Dave · Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 6:14 pm Post subject:

Why don't I do what, Fuego, the sexually assaulting women or the forcefully taking away a person's soul?

The first one could very well land me in jail.

The second is beyond my human capacity :p

Fuego · Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 6:35 pm Post subject:

I never said to force yourself on a chick...or dude, if your into that... just to reach out and touch someone... not just physically, just go talk to somebody... jeeeezzzzzz!!!!

then you can suck out their soul....HA!!!
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Dave · Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 6:43 pm Post subject:

You never stated that, true, but the implication was there and you were referring to the strip.

Zeke · Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 10:34 pm Post subject:

So yes why don't you do it?
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Fuego · Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 1:55 am Post subject:

yes.... why dont you.......?
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Parsifal · Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 3:18 am Post subject:

As the groups resident Necromancer and part of your personal informal Counsel Dave, I would advise you to refrain from attempting to tap the precious resource known as "souls" due to the high transferal tariff imposed by the regulatory commission at present time.

I would also advise you to "tap that" if at all possible, aiding in such endeavor by our continuing assistance and would like to point you towards a certain Ritual that may (through the wonders of Necromatic Healing) help you "grow a pair".
This consultation is, of course, covered by our retainer fee. Feel free to contact us regarding any legitimate questions you may have and to point any inane queries towards the offices of the M of B.
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Dan · Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 5:36 am Post subject:

Do you have clearance to make that offer? Last time I checked Dee was the Chair of the M of B.
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Dave · Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 4:05 pm Post subject:

That was Steve, then it was handed off to Joel.
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jynexia · Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 4:49 pm Post subject:

wait if dave really sucks the souls out of woman then that would explain a lot.
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Dave · Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 4:50 pm Post subject:

I do no such thing :p
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jynexia · Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 4:51 pm Post subject:

Is that a ploy to get me to let you kiss me so you can suck my soul out?
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Dave · Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 5:01 pm Post subject:

According to the strip, I just take women when I want them, just look at Helen.

But no, not a ploy. I do need to prove that I don't steal souls, so I'll have to kiss you to prove it.
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jynexia · Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 5:07 pm Post subject:

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Fuego · Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 5:16 pm Post subject:

very progressive of you.....HA!!!!
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