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Karazorel · Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 7:21 pm Post subject:

wow your head is big. That is all.
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madcatmonkey · =^-^= Joined: 19 Nov 2007 Posts: 381

Heh heh heh. I'm sure they are. Wink

Anyway, I have plenty of office skills; typing, word processing, filing, all the standard paperwork and computer stuff. Not good with phones though. Razz

I'm also good at sympathetic listening and giving hugs when needed, as well as drawing boobs. Very Happy

I speak some Spanish and some French, though I've forgotten a lot of the vocabulary over the years. Sad

I also have the skills "interpret everything as dirty or perverted", "pout cutely", "mishear/misread things in amusing ways", "do funny voices or accents", and "be extremely ticklish".

That's about all I can think of right now. Very Happy

But I'm willing to learn and expand my skill sets!

Parsifal · Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 7:01 pm Post subject:

Fret not, you've just listed a skill set sure to put you in the running ahead of many degree-having, multi-year vets should you decide to apply at a number of corporations.
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madcatmonkey · =^-^= Joined: 19 Nov 2007 Posts: 381

Heh. Well, that's good I suppose. Very Happy

Unfortunately it doesn't seem to do me any good trying to get a job irl. Razz

There's just not much to choose from around where I live.

Also, Woot! I'm an intern! Yay! Very Happy

*does the Intern Dance*

Dave · Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 9:38 pm Post subject:

Yes, Intern CatMonkey. Your new tasks will be delegated to you by Intern Wrangler Mike. Should you survive his abbrasive and, some would say, abusive treatments, then you're well on your way to becoming a Shift Worker, liberated from Mike's watchfull, vengful eyes.
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Celo · Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 2:31 am Post subject:

Celo · Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 2:39 am Post subject: Interning

Well madcatmonkey, I wish I could have saw your profolio before.

Well in any case it looks like you have a boss whose not me, but feel free to express your complaints of being over worked and harassment from Mike to your superiors.

Kodi · Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 8:13 am Post subject:

Huh... I'm an intern too. But I didn't fill out an application or any thing... can I get my title changed to innocent bystander? No wait... make that Guilty Bystander.

I suppose I can live with intern though... It's one step closer to my dream of climbing the corporate ladder of Expendible Hireling, Minion, Senior Minion, Mid-boss, Lackey, Level Boss, Chief Executive Lackey, and then maybe Overlord! And then Chief Executive Overlord!

-Kodi
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madcatmonkey · =^-^= Joined: 19 Nov 2007 Posts: 381

Mike is scary. O_O

I hope he's able to be bribed...

Dave · Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 11:02 am Post subject:

He can. Magic Tacos are your best bet.
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madcatmonkey · =^-^= Joined: 19 Nov 2007 Posts: 381

Woo hoo! They really are magic! Very Happy

*stocks up on Magic Tacos*

jynexia · Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 11:01 pm Post subject:

Interesting. Mad-cat since you now work at the company I'm going to have to give you the welcome to Squishy challenge, just simply walk with me into this dark room here that happens to be sound proof.
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madcatmonkey · =^-^= Joined: 19 Nov 2007 Posts: 381

Innnteresting... I'm suddenly having visions of Squishy Slash Fanfiction in the making....

Celo · Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 4:50 am Post subject: Darkroom

I get the feeling that Jynexia may do something else. Perhaps feels intimated by Madcatmonkey more than Bianca?

Also since when did Madcatmonkey get a promotion to shift worker? I guess Mike couldn't handle her as an intern?

madcatmonkey · =^-^= Joined: 19 Nov 2007 Posts: 381

Woot, I guess they liked my idea for "Primate Appreciation Fridays" and promoted me! Wink