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Dave · Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 7:42 pm Post subject:

Hyperness good. Diabetes bad.

Guess it doesn't really matter to me since sugary snacks are not my first choice.
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Karazorel · Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 7:44 pm Post subject:

YAY Carrot sticks! Join the Vegetarian revolution
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Dave · Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 7:46 pm Post subject:

Hold your horses, missy. Before you slap one of them Veggie-friendly tees on me, you should know that my first choice for snacks tend to include some sort of dead animal. Like, I just had myself one of them cheeseburgers molded to look like a hot dog, then stuffed into a hot dog bun.

Remember, according to my class mates in college, I'm a monster.
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Parsifal · Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 8:51 pm Post subject:

Your classmates in college were privileged, morally/logically stunted 'tards.
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Dave · Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 8:59 pm Post subject:

Yes. I'm only a logically stunted tard! I win!

Uhg... sorry about that...

But yeah, Pars hit it on the nose. I couldn't stand some of the people I went to school with, not because they were rich, but because the way they ACTED about it.

I'm sitting in class, truly glad that I finally managed to swing enough cash for Ol' Blinky (an '87 Dodge Shadow that was cross-eyed which I loved very much), and one of my desk mates was furious at his dad for getting him the WRONG car. It was a brand-spanking new luxury (or sports... don't remember, but it was pricy) sedan with all the bells and whistles, but it was the wrong one. His father was the devil because of it. Oh, and I'm a monster because I eat meat.

... I'm not bitter.
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Mike · Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 9:37 pm Post subject:

It wasn't Blinky till Dave tried to fight a garbage truck.

I think it bugs me more when people are like... "Omgzorz, my life SUCCCCCCCCKS because I have to do something that I don't want to!" "Oh, I'm so stressed, you don't even understand.... STARBUCKS WAS CLOSED TODAY!"

Shut up and get some real problems, pussies.
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Parsifal · Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 9:41 pm Post subject:

Worrying is its own luxury. Its how most emo kids tend to be the more well-off adolescents. They can literally and figuratively afford to sit around and just complain and mope.
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Steve · Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 9:46 pm Post subject:

someone told me the best way to take someone out is to make them a whiner; they'd be too easy
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Dave · Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 9:54 pm Post subject:

Wouldn't that technically be impossible if they're already a whiner?

Or do you mean get them to whine?
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Steve · Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 10:18 pm Post subject:

there's no hope for either
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Karazorel · Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 10:19 pm Post subject:

Dave · Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 10:25 pm Post subject:

I happen to like Boca patties and will get one once in a blue moon, but It does NOT taste like beef, I don't care what anyone else says. It IS good, but it is NOT meat and when I want a burger made of dead animal a boca burger will just not cut it :p

You can have your minor victory, if it can be called as such :p
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Karazorel · Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 10:33 pm Post subject:

You will fall young skywalker. You will fall.
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Dave · Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 10:36 pm Post subject:

The taste of dead animal is too good. Your feeble attempts at corrupting me are futile.
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Karazorel · Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 10:39 pm Post subject:

you are not a beautiful and unique snowflake.
you are the same decaying organic matter as everything else.
we are all a part of the same compost heap, we are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.
you are not your bank account, you are not the clothes you wear.
you are not the contents of your wallet.
you are not your bowel cancer.
you are not your Grande Latte.
you are not the car you drive.
you are not your fucking khakis.

you have to give up, you have to give up.
you have to realize that someday you will die, until you know that you are useless.
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